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Post by Joey on Jan 12, 2016 21:43:29 GMT -5
Goodbye.
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Post by Joey on Jan 17, 2016 16:52:58 GMT -5
I want John Cena's theme song played at my funeral so people know I'm getting buried.
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Post by Joey on Jan 28, 2016 20:07:16 GMT -5
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Post by Joey on Feb 12, 2016 19:54:22 GMT -5
DEAD. I HAVE LITERALLY DIED A DEATH THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
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Post by Joey on Feb 12, 2016 23:06:43 GMT -5
Dwayne Johnson The New York Times Lesbians ___________________
Rock Paper Scissors
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Post by Joey on Feb 14, 2016 13:04:28 GMT -5
Pretty sure I said "lol" out loud during a conversation last night
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Post by Joey on Feb 17, 2016 13:25:31 GMT -5
I...declare...BANKRUPTCY
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Post by Joey on Feb 17, 2016 13:26:09 GMT -5
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Post by Joey on Feb 18, 2016 20:54:34 GMT -5
[donkey kong walks into the bathroom as I'm taking a crap] ... [he runs into my garden & I chase him nude with a small stick]
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Post by Joey on Feb 18, 2016 20:57:19 GMT -5
"your dog chased a kid on a skateboard" sorry officer it won't happen again [telling wife later] did you know the dog can ride a skateboard?
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Post by Joey on Feb 19, 2016 19:28:25 GMT -5
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Post by Joey on Feb 26, 2016 11:44:09 GMT -5
I AM SO GOAT YAM BORED
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Post by Joey on Feb 26, 2016 11:45:16 GMT -5
[vegan hide and seek] "8,9,10 ready or not here i..." [voice from wardrobe] "Im a vegan"
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Post by Joey on Feb 26, 2016 11:45:35 GMT -5
What's that episode of porn with the boobs??
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Post by Joey on Feb 29, 2016 21:23:04 GMT -5
So pumped to have an e-fed back in our lives!
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