It was time for the "Certified Boss" to return home. It had been a couple of the busiest and craziest weeks in the history of Enzo Amore's life and finally for the first time he could officially say that he was HOME. After months of living in Italy working alongside Santino Marella, Enzo Amore was home back in New Jersey. Enzo Amore stepped out of the limousine, of course a limo Enzo is wealthy now duh, right in front of the house that had once belonged to him and his best friend Colin Cassady. Hey speak of the devil! There he is, Colin Cassady stepped out of the other side of the limo as he walked around the back of the limo to stand by the side of Enzo Amore. After a few hellacious months, the two best friends were cool again and ready to get back to where things used to be. But there was one HUGE difference from before... a freaking LIMO just dropped off Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady! Enzo was freaking rich now after working along side his good friend Santino Marella. After months of being second in charge to a mob boss, it wasn't hard to see why Enzo was a man of money now. The two stood in front of the house in silence for a few moments as they stared at the house with two cars parked in the drive way. This house was already sold...
Colin Cassady: "Now how do you plan on getting our house back again?"
Enzo shook his head with a small laugh poking fun at his seven foot friend for the hint of doubt in his voice.
Enzo Amore: "It's simple bro!
[Enzo reached into his back pocket pulling out his wallet.] Money! As the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase always said... "everybody's got a price!" So whatever amount of money it takes to get this SAWFT family out of my house, I'll pay them. Because you see my giant friend, moneys nothing but a thing to pay for a chicken wing.
[Enzo slightly slapped Cass on the stomach.] Ya feel me?! Let's go get our house back."
Colin was a little cautious about just walking up in these peoples lives and buying their house...if even possible. Enzo had a confident stride as he head to the front door of his once home with a great big smile on his face ready to meet the owners. Enzo began to knock at the front door as Big Cass just shook his head in disbelief that this is really about to happen. Enzo waited patiently as Big Cass went to second guess this whole thing whenever Enzo threw up his index finger to Cass to stop him. Suddenly, Cass could see why Enzo put up his finger as the front door pulled open. Enzo was ready for whatever but the last thing he expected was to see Vinny Guadagnino of Jersey Shore fame to open the door.
Enzo Amore: "VINNY?!"
Vinny Guadagino: "No way bro, you're Enzo Amore! What are you doing here? Hey guys, it's Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady!"
Enzo and Cass exchanged glances towards each other as of ALL people in the world to have bought their house... it's Vinny. Other footsteps are heard as the rest of the Jersey Shore guys came walking up in shock. Ronnie, Mike, Pauly, all of them come by with jaws dropped as they shake hands with the man who is obviously one of their favorite WWE Superstars, I mean of course.
Pauly D: "Yo bro this is sick! We all are big fans of what you have done in the WWE representing our place! What do we owe the pleasure?"
Well this was the last thing that Enzo Amore expected to happen as he eyes around the guys who have remolded his house to the way they like it full of weights and mirrors and tee shirts. Enzo had to wonder which of the Jersey Shore alumni actually owned the house but guessing since Vinny answered the door that it had to be his.
Enzo Amore: "You guys were the last guys I was expecting to see behind this door.
[Enzo shook his head in disbelief.] Well anyways bros, as you may already know, I went to Italy and lived for awhile like you all did but now I'm back home and well I'd like to get my home back. So which one of you actually bought my house?"
The guys all looked to each other as if they were thinking of what to say to Enzo. Would they be willing to just hand over their house back to Enzo Amore. Finally after a few moments of silence, it was Mike who took front and center stage. Knowing how Mike The Situation is... Enzo might just have to put his fist down his mouch if he tries to smart off.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino: "Listen bro, you snooze you lose man. No hard feelings but this is my place now and I'm not going anywhere. So sorry."
Enzo was already pissed at this point by just listening to the tone of Mike's voice as Mike nodded his head good day to Enzo before going to shut the door on him as the rest of the guys tried reasoning with Mike as Enzo suddenly put out his hand pulling the door back open as Mike's eyes got big in shock as he looked like he was about to make a dumb move trying to fight Enzo until he remembered there was a seven footer Colin Cassady behind him and not even Ronnie was a match for him so he quickly backed off with a frightful gulp.
Enzo Amore: "How about we go inside and talk about some negotiations."
Big Colin Cassady cracked his knuckles behind Enzo as Ronnie looked up to him having to be pondering about the possibility of having to have to fight this massive man before joining in with Vinny and Pauly convincing him to allow Enzo and Cass inside. You could tell that Mike couldn't stand the fact that he was basically being forced into this but for his own good he threw up his hands to the guys and began to shake his head yes to them so they would get off his back.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino: "Alright, alright! Come on in!"
Mike shook his head as he turned away and walked into the house as Vinny, Pauly, and Ronnie stayed back to welcome in Enzo and Cass and chat with them. Pauly and Enzo hit it off quickly as they are/were DJs as Vinny fit right in with their conversation. Ronnie fell back slightly to talk to the man that seemed to have the most in common with him... Colin Cassady. Enzo and Cass were lead through their old house looking around in disbelief that this was the same house. It went from Enzo's home to Mike's home gym and tanning palace. Enzo shook his head as they reached the living room with a large circle couch as they took a seat. Mike was pouting with his legs propped up on the coffee table surfing through the television channels.
Pauly D: "So you where just DJing away at Matt Hardy's party then a Bunny attacked you?!
[Enzo nodded his head yes prompting Vinny and Pauly to shake their heads.] Man... that's messed up bro!"
Just a few seats over...
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: "Yeah, I thought about trying to go into it for a career but that kind of just fell flat.. on my face. But I did get one pinfall victory before my early retirement."
Colin Cassady nodded his head knowing the feeling of only getting one match... winning... and then being placed as Enzo's manager. There were still times that Colin was bitter about all of the wrong things Enzo did to him as he shot him a small angry look before seeing Enzo enjoying his time talking with Vinny and Pauly and couldn't stay mad at his best friend before replying to Ronnie.
Colin Cassady: "Don't feel bad bro, they allowed me one match on Raw, which I won of course, before putting me as Enzo's manager. I mean I can't complain, I get to travel with Enzo on the Smackdown brand and I still get to fight for NXT down in Florida when they need me."
Ronnie nodded his head listening intently but as Colin Cassady brought up NXT and Florida, Ronnie's eyes got real big as he obviously had an idea pop up in his head.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: "Bro! They do open tryouts down there at the new Performance Center, don't they?
[Colin nodded his head yes as Ronnie clapped his hands together in excitement making the whole room slightly startled.] I'm gonna go do it! I mean it is worth a shot right?!"
Enzo was now interested in what Ronnie and Cass where talking about as the two conversations merged into one still leaving Mike The Situation out of the mix. One has to wonder why Mike is always the odd man out with the attitude problems but they simply paid him no attention... something that Mike couldn't do the same when it comes to ignoring all of his friend and Enzo and Cass it was eating him alive as he continued to glance at the five with one of the angriest go to hell looks.
Enzo Amore: "What we talking about over here boys?"
Colin Cassady: "Ronnie is thinking about trying to be a WWE Superstar."
Pauly and Vinny began to laugh as Ronnie gave them a angry look while Enzo nodded his head thinking about the idea. Ronnie was a big dude and with the right amount of training, he could be a major force in the WWE.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: "I don't have much in ring experience but I am undefeated in a TNA ring!"
Enzo couldn't help but laugh at the name of the WWE's "somewhat" rivals in the business but the sad truth of the matter is that TNA is nothing compared to the WWE.
Enzo Amore: "Hey I have faith in you man but the "E" is way different from TNA. You gotta be dedicated to make it in the WWE but I'd be more than happy to help you out in anyway possible."
Ronnie's face lit up in joy as Mike let out a sarcastic asshole of a chuckle as both Enzo and Ronnie shot pissed off looks at him. Ronnie had already beat Mike's ass before and it looked like he was on the verge of doing it once again as Enzo put up a finger to stop Ronnie. Enzo smirked as he nodded his head at Ronnie as to say, "let me handle this." as Enzo clears his throat to get Mike's attention as Mike turned to face him.
Enzo Amore: "You know I don't understand why these guys hang it with such a SAWFT loser like you Mike. Didn't you go bankrupt or something like that? Shouldn't you be in jail of tax invasion or something?
[Mike's face was almost bloodshot red growing angrier. Enzo pulls out his wallet and check book before looking up to Mike with a pen in hand.] I'm about to ask you something that so many people wished they had the money to ask you... How much will it cost me to shut you up and get you out of MY house?"
Mike actually had a smirk come across his face as he was about to try and make Enzo out to look like a fool. Mike laid down a very high and outrageous price that he knew Enzo would never pay but as Enzo began to write down on his check, Mike's eyes grew real wide. Enzo finished out writing the check before ripping it out of his checkbook and holding it out to Mike who was in shock and reluctant to take the check.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino: "You can't be serious... you aren't going to pay me this much just to get rid of me and your house back. As soon as I take this to the bank let me guess... it will bounce and the jokes on me. I don't think so Enzo! I'm too smart to fall for your bullshit bro!"
Enzo face palmed and began to laugh at Mike which he didn't take to kind too. Mike balled his fist looking like he just wanted to deck Enzo Amore, like a lot of people truly do but as Enzo quit laughing and shaking his head he gave Mike a dead serious look to show that he wasn't playing no games with him.
Enzo Amore: "Does it look like I am fucking joking? Look dude, I am rich... i got all the money that I want so now take this check and get the hell out of MY house! Or you can stay here the pathetic little sad man you are being broke all the time, the choice is yours."
Enzo put the check in between his fingers ready to rip it in half if Mike didn't accept it. Mike eyed around the room not truly knowing what his next move should be. Accept the money and run off? Or fight for his pride and stand up to Enzo Amore? Mike really leaned towards teaching Enzo a lesson but he had to second guess himself for two pretty major reasons. Number One. Enzo Amore is a multi time champion in the WWE and might whoop his ass. Number Two. If he did get the better of Enzo Amore then he would just have to deal with the seven footer Colin Cassady and right there was the deal breaker for The Situation who knew best to get out of the sticky situation that he was in as he accepted the check from Enzo.
Enzo Amore: "That's what I thought, now get out of here before Luke Smacktalker has to smack the situation right out of you! Get out of my house you SAWFT wanna be!"
Mike knew that he had to listen to Enzo Amore as he gave him the middle finger before walking out of the house leaving all of his belongings there but with the amount of money Enzo had just gave him... he could buy not only a new wardrobe put possibly a whole store. Enzo made Mike a rich man again and didn't even put a damper on his bank account, Mike should be happy! Enzo pushed himself up from the couch and walked over to the seat that Mike had just left from and sat down with a relaxing "ahh" showing that he was once again the man of the house as he propped his feet up on the coffee table.
Enzo Amore: "Ahh home sweet home!
[Enzo turned to face the guys with a smirk.] You guys need to quit hanging with guys like him. He's SAWFT, you are all more than welcome to come hang with me and Cass, we are way cooler."
Vinny Guadagino: "Hey bro, you did us all a favor. We never could stand him! how about some beers boys?"
Colin Cassady: "Hell yeah! That's what I am talking about!"
Vinny nodded his head as he headed towards the kitchen to bring everybody some beers as the always energetic and excited Pauly D leaped up onto the couch and let out a battle roar as he screamed out.
Pauly D: "HOUSE WARMING PARTY!!! FIST PUMP!!!"
Pauly D grapped the remote to the homes new surrond system as thwe house began to bounce with club music as the guys all began to fist pump. This looked to be the beginning of a great friendship between Enzo Amore, Big Cass, and the boys of Jersey Shore as Vinny came in carrying beers and still being able to fist pump! Vinny tossed out the beers as Enzo popped his top with a big grin on his face. He was home... actually he was in a new and improved home with some awesome brand new friends as suddenly he heard a knock at the door and Ronnie now was the one to jump up as he about sung out!
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: "THE GIRLS ARE HERE!"
In a mockery of his old school call of "The cabs are here!", Pauly D leaped back up on the couch chanting as Ronnie went to open the front door letting in some of the finest ladies that Enzo Amore had ever laid his eyes on as Pauly continued shouting.
Pauly D: "THE GIRLS ARE HERE! THE GIRLS ARE HERE! THE GIRLS ARE HERE!"
Finally Vinny pulled Pauly down flicking him on the forehead.
Vinny Guadagino: "Keep it cool bro! Save the energy for the clubs later!"
The girls began to spread the room as Enzo's eyes were huge in delight as two gorgeous ladies, a redhead and a blonde came walking up to Enzo and sat in his lap.
Girl #1: "Hey! Aren't you Enzo Amore?!"
Enzo smirked real big as he opened his arms wide open.
Enzo Amore: "Why yes... Yes I am!"
The girls giggled as they got on the couch and on his lap beginning to kiss on him as Enzo screamed out.
Enzo Amore: "I LOVE NEW JERSEY!"
The guys all yelled out in cheers as the music continued and the party was on! Enzo had missed this place so bad and now he was finally back at home. No more Alessio, no more Santino, no more Mario, no more mob life... Enzo was home in Jersey. Wait Enzo was not only home in New Jersey... he was the KING of New Jersey!