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Post by Professor Berch on Jan 11, 2015 19:03:29 GMT -5
Imma add Zack Ryder
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Post by Professor Berch on Jan 11, 2015 22:51:37 GMT -5
Cheers ring through the arena as the updated theme of none other than "Long Island Iced-Z" Zack Ryder hits. Ryder rushes out onto the stage, a huge smile on his face, as he plants his feet on the ground. He raises his fist into the air and fist pumps 3 times, yelling out "Woo!" at each one. He then throws up the "LI" with his hands as he walks down, yelling out "You Know It!" He walks down the ramp, the "LI" still in the air until he reaches ringside. He throws his hands out to his sides, before walking over to the steel steps and walking up, then stepping into the ring. He walks over to the corner and climbs to the second rope, fist pumping again. He jumps back down to the mat and calls for a mic. He's handed a mic from ringside, then stands in the middle, his smile still going from ear to ear.
Zack Ryder
"What's up my broskis? Zack Ryder is back in the house! And this time, he doesn't plan on leaving! Things didn't quite go right last time. I beat Dolph Ziggler and was on top of the world! I was the United States Champion! But then, that monster Kane put this broski in a wheelchair! Are you serious bro? A wheelchair? That was so not cool. And things only got worse. John Cena stole my girlfriend! Then I lost the United States Championship! Then Eve gave me a kick in the grapefruits at WrestleMania! No matter what I did, things just spiralled out of control for me! Then I found myself back where I was, and it made me physically sick."
Fans start chanting for Ryder, as he looks around the arena. He then looks straight into the camera.
"But never fear! The Ryder Revolution may have been tossed away, but I'm pulling it back out! Lightning will strike twice! Zack Ryder is back! The Ryder Revolution is back! And Zack Ryder will be the United States Champion one more time! But this time, the Ryder Revolution goes farther than ever! United States Championship! Intercontinental Championship! Maybe even the WWE World Heavyweight Championship! There is no glass ceiling here, and I'm ready to climb faster than I've ever climbed before! I am back, and I'm better than ever, bro!"
Ryder raises his fist in the air again, and fist pumps 3 times, yelling out "WOO! WOO! WOO!," the fans chanting along with him. Ryder drops the mic and throws the "LI" into the air again, as he leaves the ring and starts walking back up the ramp, slapping hands with fans on the way up, before walking to the back.
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