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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Jul 14, 2015 15:33:38 GMT -5
@landonrayne @malcolmhocking Book me next time or lose me, enough said #BestInBusiness @dtofficial5 @malcolmhocking Lulz. As if you have any other place to go. @landonrayne @dtofficial5 @malcolmhocking Umm I could go to work in WTF, I could go work in Hollywood. But nice try.
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Post by --------- on Jul 14, 2015 16:37:12 GMT -5
(Backstage Reporter, Jenna Brooks, is in the backstage interview area where she is standing with Devin Smith.)
Jenna Brooks
"Please welcome my guest at this time, Devin Smith. Devin, the last time the world saw you, you were in charge of your own professional wrestling company in IWP and were happily retired from in-ring competition. What led you to come out of retirement?"
(Devin rubs his beard and takes off his sunglasses as he stares into space.)
Devin Smith
"Honestly, I don't know. I just... have no idea why I'm here. When I was in charge of IWP, I underestimated the pressures of being the main man in IWP. I was too focused on the shock awe factor than the quality and it doomed IWP. People were unhappy with some of my decisions, people threatened to quit and it was all just a big trainwreck. I should've done better but in my failures, I've found some silver lining. I've started to see the world differently, I see things the way I should. I've been searching for the answers to life's biggest mysteries. What is the meaning? Is there a God? Is there life beyond this hamster wheel? I don't know but maybe I don't need to know. Are we better off not knowing the real answers to these questions? How would the world react to the truth? We can't handle the truth! At the same time, it sets us free but to answer your question, my pretty lotus flower, I'm here to bring order to the wrestling world and to teach everyone here that violence is not the answer."
(Devin smiles stupidly and kisses Jenna on the top of her head.)
"Be free pretty bird."
(Devin turns around and wanders off leaving Jenna confused.)
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Jul 14, 2015 17:34:01 GMT -5
Creative Team member Keith Copeland arrives at the arena for the very first time ready to meet some of the superstars of UWF.
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Post by NXT is Almas <3 on Jul 14, 2015 17:37:56 GMT -5
OT - Next Mondays match card will be posted soon. To kick off, we will have a special show with plenty of matches. Following that, every show will feature an average of 4-5 matches, much like the NXT format as we still don't have a huge deal of members. That may change and I will keep an open mind to the people that might not like the format, I'm always willing to hear ideas as you all know!
Also there will be three titles, World Championship, Tag Team Championships and Women's Championship. The theory behind thsi is the lack of a mid card title will encourage people to either RP regularly and post some promos! (I don't care how many, quality and not quantity is my moto!) And it will also hopefully encourage more tag teams to be formed between RP'ers. I always think a tag team between two separate RP'ers is more fun than one guy holding two tag team champions . Of course our Women's division is a little thin so if you fancy a challenge lads sign up a lady!
So just a little update, any questions or queries, just PM me! Also if you could post your thoughts here about how you think this format will work, that would be great! Nothing like a little discussion to get things flowing!
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Post by --------- on Jul 14, 2015 18:28:54 GMT -5
Devin Smith
(Devin Smith is seen pacing through the halls while smoking a blunt like it's a casual cigarette. He's talking angrily on the phone but slowly seems to be calming down.)
"Listen to me! I said I wanted a full fruit basket in my locker-room at all times! I hired you as my agent so you could do these simple tasks for me.... well, I hired you for those assets as well but that's not the point. I- I also asked for you to get me the coke as well. I can't wrestle anymore without the coke. ... I don't have the energy for this shit anymore ... I don't know why I came out of retirement I just want the fuckin' coke and bananas! ... Baby, I'm sorry... Just tell the UWF people that I want the fruit baskets and the cocaine in my locker-room at all times, do that and I'll make it up to you later tonight. Okay, love you too bye."
(Devin hangs up the phone and turns around to see ________ standing there, having listened to the whole conversation. He has a guilty look on his face.)
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Jul 14, 2015 18:32:38 GMT -5
Devin Smith
(Devin Smith is seen pacing through the halls while smoking a blunt like it's a casual cigarette. He's talking angrily on the phone but slowly seems to be calming down.)
"Listen to me! I said I wanted a full fruit basket in my locker-room at all times! I hired you as my agent so you could do these simple tasks for me.... well, I hired you for those assets as well but that's not the point. I- I also asked for you to get me the coke as well. I can't wrestle anymore without the coke. ... I don't have the energy for this shit anymore ... I don't know why I came out of retirement I just want the fuckin' coke and bananas! ... Baby, I'm sorry... Just tell the UWF people that I want the fruit baskets and the cocaine in my locker-room at all times, do that and I'll make it up to you later tonight. Okay, love you too bye."
(Devin hangs up the phone and turns around to see ________ standing there, having listened to the whole conversation. He has a guilty look on his face. Keith Copeland the Head of Creative stood with his arms crossed staring down at Devin Smith.
Keith Copeland: "Oh how the mighty have fallen... I remember a time when we were both just starting out. What happened to you Smith?"
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Post by --------- on Jul 14, 2015 18:46:58 GMT -5
Devin Smith
(Devin Smith is seen pacing through the halls while smoking a blunt like it's a casual cigarette. He's talking angrily on the phone but slowly seems to be calming down.)
"Listen to me! I said I wanted a full fruit basket in my locker-room at all times! I hired you as my agent so you could do these simple tasks for me.... well, I hired you for those assets as well but that's not the point. I- I also asked for you to get me the coke as well. I can't wrestle anymore without the coke. ... I don't have the energy for this shit anymore ... I don't know why I came out of retirement I just want the fuckin' coke and bananas! ... Baby, I'm sorry... Just tell the UWF people that I want the fruit baskets and the cocaine in my locker-room at all times, do that and I'll make it up to you later tonight. Okay, love you too bye."
(Devin hangs up the phone and turns around to see ________ standing there, having listened to the whole conversation. He has a guilty look on his face. Keith Copeland the Head of Creative stood with his arms crossed staring down at Devin Smith.
Keith Copeland: "Oh how the mighty have fallen... I remember a time when we were both just starting out. What happened to you Smith?" Devin Smith
"I know I'm mighty but how have I fallen?"
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Post by тнαт wαร iиzαyи! on Jul 14, 2015 19:24:35 GMT -5
Adam Carson is roaming the UWF arena, feeling fresh after his match at the house show last night, even though he suffered a loss at the hands of Scorpio. Upon his travels, he is approached by a man with a microphone.
INTERVIEWER: Mr. Carson, could we get a quick interview for the website?
Carson feels slightly humbled to be asked to be interviewed as opposed to having a microphone shoved in his face, and being the kind citizen he is, he accepts the offer.
ADAM CARSON: I guess I can. Give me your questions.
The camera begins to roll as Carson braces himself for the questions ahead.
INTERVIEWER: After suffering a loss at the hands of Scorpio last night, how do you intend to prepare yourself for next weeks challenge against DT Weymes?
Carson takes a moment with a smile on his face before answering the question.
ADAM CARSON: I'll be 100% honest with you. I don't consider last night a hurdle. Sure, it goes down as a loss against my name, but I'm pretty sure that they won't list the match down as a handicap match with DT Weymes as his partner. The same for DT Weymes. Thankfully, I wasn't listed down as Nathan Myers partner. That would have been an interesting turn of events. But still, neither of us left last night with a win under our belts, but next Monday night should settle that when I face Mr. Potato Patch in a match. The rainbow humping, potato thumping, beer drinking, arse cheek clinking, car crashing, granny smashing son of a bitch will meet his match. Is that PG enough for this interview?
INTERVIEWER: I suppose it is but -
ADAM CARSON: Leprachaun fucking, dick sucking, sun burning, butter churning, ginger haired, Ed Sheeran paired, cheating little Guinness downing, can't stop clowning, gonna get a shock when he taps to the Union Lock son of a bitch!
After a brief pause, Carson speaks again.
ADAM CARSON: Another question, Sir?
INTERVIEWER: I'm not sure, you may have just answered all our questions at once.
ADAM CARSON: Well, let me give you some more questions. How about, what am I going to do to DT Weymes if he tries any dirty handed tactics? Well, I'm going to give him a football - sorry, I mean "soccer" tactic. I'm going to park the bus on his back when I'm contorting it into the letter O when I wrap his legs and turn him over into the Union Lock. If he decides he wants to use underhanded moves, I might get my size 11 boot and mash his potatoes. But I better check under my car first - you know what them Irish are like.
The interviewer just stands there in shock as he tries to think of what to say.
ADAM CARSON: Speechless? It's ok, I think I'm doing just fine with the camera. Let me continue, what do I intend to do after I turn DT Weymes into a potato waffle? How about I work my way even further up the ladder? How about I add an illustrious belt to my collection? I think that being the first EVER UWF Champion would look quite decent on my list of accomplishments. Maybe I could find a tag team partner and aim to be the first ever UWF Tag Team Champions! That wouldn't be too bad, would it? Wait, wait! Even better! How about I become the first ever womens champion?! No? Ah well. I guess I have 2 paths to follow. But before I get ahead of myself, I'll deal with the St. Patrick first.
Adam waits for a response from the interviewer but after a few moments of silence, Carson decides it's been enough.
ADAM CARSON: Well, UWF, I feel that this interview is over with. Tune in next week to see DT Weymes become a potato croquette. Until then, ciao for now!
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Post by Professor Berch on Jul 14, 2015 19:40:09 GMT -5
Quincy West is sitting in his locker room, which he has paid to have turned into a luxury locker room. A security guard is standing outside the room.
Scott Saxton is in the gym, working hard to improve at anything he can.
Fangatua and Mana Malaia are walking around backstage, with Fangatua currently kept under control.
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Post by тнαт wαร iиzαyи! on Jul 14, 2015 19:41:47 GMT -5
#MrPotatoPatch is now trending on Twitter.
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Jul 14, 2015 19:44:04 GMT -5
Keith Copeland the Head of Creative stood with his arms crossed staring down at Devin Smith.
Keith Copeland: "Oh how the mighty have fallen... I remember a time when we were both just starting out. What happened to you Smith?" Devin Smith
"I know I'm mighty but how have I fallen?" Keith only shook his head.
Keith Copeland: "Do you know who you are? You are Devin Smith, this place should run around you! You should be the face but you can't even keep yours out of the white stuff. You are a machine but maybe... maybe you aren't a machine anymore. Maybe you are just a man but those guys like Scorpio and Slade Williams ARE machines! And they would be more than happy to repleace you."
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Post by Tony The Jabroni on Jul 14, 2015 19:45:51 GMT -5
Anthony Johnson arrives in his personal limo, he steps out wearing an expensive suit and walks inside towards his locker room.
Justin Fuller arrives at the arena in his pick up truck. He hops out and grabs a ice cold beer from the cooler in the bed of his truck. He cracks it open and walks inside.
Nina Reyes arrives. OT - Couldn't think of anything for Nina LOL!
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Post by NXT is Almas <3 on Jul 14, 2015 19:46:16 GMT -5
Quincy West is sitting in his locker room, which he has paid to have turned into a luxury locker room. A security guard is standing outside the room.
Scott Saxton is in the gym, working hard to improve at anything he can.
Fangatua and Mana Malaia are walking around backstage, with Fangatua currently kept under control. Oblivion walks past Quincy West's locker room. He takes a look at the security guard and considers either tricking the guy to get passed him or taking him out before getting a better look at him, realizing he's about 6 ft 7 and build like a bulldozer. He looks at him and smiles sarcastically
"Hi, how you doing? Good? How's the wife? I don't care..."
He then turns his back on the bouncer and sends out a tweet
@oblivionuwf - Quincy Wincy Spider, step out your locker room...
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Jul 14, 2015 19:52:44 GMT -5
Anthony Johnson arrives in his personal limo, he steps out wearing an expensive suit and walks inside towards his locker room.
Justin Fuller arrives at the arena in his pick up truck. He hops out and grabs a ice cold beer from the cooler in the bed of his truck. He cracks it open and walks inside.
Nina Reyes arrives. OT - Couldn't think of anything for Nina LOL! Landon Rayne and Destiny Lane walk around backstage hand in hand.
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Post by Professor Berch on Jul 14, 2015 19:53:39 GMT -5
Quincy West is sitting in his locker room, which he has paid to have turned into a luxury locker room. A security guard is standing outside the room.
Scott Saxton is in the gym, working hard to improve at anything he can.
Fangatua and Mana Malaia are walking around backstage, with Fangatua currently kept under control. Oblivion walks past Quincy West's locker room. He takes a look at the security guard and considers either tricking the guy to get passed him or taking him out before getting a better look at him, realizing he's about 6 ft 7 and build like a bulldozer. He looks at him and smiles sarcastically
"Hi, how you doing? Good? How's the wife? I don't care..."
He then turns his back on the bouncer and sends out a tweet
@oblivionuwf - Quincy Wincy Spider, step out your locker room...
While sitting in his locker room, West's phone goes off, and he pulls it out to see a tweet from Oblivion. After reading it, he shakes his head and sends out a tweet of his own.
@quincywest @oblivionuwf You think a child's rhyme is amusing Oblivion? You've got the mental capacity of a 3 year old. If you can get past my guard, you can get in.
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