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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2016 18:32:53 GMT -5
Señor Consorcio Inactivo stares at the security guard in confusion.
"Do you know who I am? I'm .... I'm .... I've .."
He scratches his chin.
"... Clearly forgotten the bullshit name I gave myself. But rest assured I'm a big deal! And I have important issues to discuss in there with ..."
He pulls out a coin and flips it. It lands on tails.
"Trenton York! So tell him to let me inside or I'll have Tyrant fuck his gerbil!" The security guard shook his head at the masked mans answer. Security Guard: "Nope, Trenton York is not the owner. I am going to have to ask you to please leave now." "That's what the police said when I broke into Helen Mirren's house, but do you think I did what they said?"
He reflected for a moment.
"Actually I did. But they were a lot bigger than you."
He points at the door.
"Just tell whoever runs this joint they can ... bring me in blindfolded or whatever. I have something incredibly important to discuss, and I will not have it pushed aside because some mystery bloke wants to keep his identity hidden! I don't care who he is, just let me speak to them!"
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Post by NXT is Almas <3 on Mar 31, 2016 18:33:17 GMT -5
The owner of ECWW had been hidden as he sat in his chair listening to the knocks. He then ushered his security to go handle matters as he headed outside the room. Security Guard: "The owner is not seeing anybody at this current time. Please leave and try again at a later time." Señor Consorcio Inactivo stares at the security guard in confusion.
"Do you know who I am? I'm .... I'm .... I've .."
He scratches his chin.
"... Clearly forgotten the bullshit name I gave myself. But rest assured I'm a big deal! And I have important issues to discuss in there with ..."
He pulls out a coin and flips it. It lands on tails.
"Trenton York! So tell him to let me inside or I'll have Tyrant fuck his gerbil!" Oh my fuck it hurts because I'm laughing so much
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Mar 31, 2016 18:34:38 GMT -5
Underwood's entire entourage began to laugh along with Jackson at this dude in front of him.
Jackson Underwood: "Unload one on me? And what is that supposed to do to me? OH OH OH! You thought you'd actually hurt me? [The entourage began to laugh again.] Dude, even if you could hurt me... you couldn't reach me. I'm un-fucking-touchable!"
Jackson snapped his fingers and the two biggest guys in his group stepped in front of Jackson as a big smirk came across Jackson face as he winked at Preston to get under his skin.
Jackson Underwood: "Fucking try me dude." Preston looks extremely terrified as the two big men step in front of Jackson.Preston Trump: This is FUCKED. Preston looks around at nobody in particular.Preston Trump: Look at this little cocksucker right here, actin' tough! Preston chuckles.Preston Trump: Today's bitch boy moment is brought to you by the letter F, for FUCKED IN THE HEAD which is what you are! Preston cocks his fist again. Jackson clearly wasn't taking bug eyes here seriously as he turned to his entourage to ask if he really just referenced Sesame Street. There was finally silence as Jackson realized that Preston was done talking.
Jackson Underwood: "Oh, are you finally done? Shew, thank God that is over. Look dude, I don't know who the hell you are or who you are trying to full with being a wrestler but you are the least threatening person I have ever seen. Knock those magnifying classes off your face and you are done dude! I mean did you not watch the 2001 Royal Rumble, you can't wrestle in classes Drew Carey!"
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Post by Dashing Olivia™ on Mar 31, 2016 18:34:54 GMT -5
Sapphire takes the card and reads it over briefly.
"Oh neat, and that's fine, I personally prefer going the solo route so I'm alright where I am now, but if I ever need anything I'll be sure to give you a call."
She says nicely, although he seemed like an alright fellow she had uneasy feeling about him in the back of her mind. Barry Briscoe nods at Sapphire with a tiny smile, though he's had his shades on throughout the entire conversation. THE HAWK "Well Miss Sapphire, I must be going. You have a pleasant day, and I'm sure we'll be seeing each other often. I'm putting a lot of hours in for Mister Butler, so you have a great day. Until next time!" Barry Briscoe then turns around and walks the opposite direction while he pulls out his phone and begins dialing a number before putting the phone to his ear, and he turns the corner just as the man answers. Sapphire nods back at him.
"Yes I'm sure we will be, *she says with a chuckle* anyways you have a good day yourself, bye!"
She says and smiles and she wait until he turns the corner and goes inside her locker room, closing the door behind her.
"I don't know why, but I have a strange feeling about him.."
She says to herself and then starts to straighten out her stuff she had packed.
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Mar 31, 2016 18:38:23 GMT -5
The security guard shook his head at the masked mans answer. Security Guard: "Nope, Trenton York is not the owner. I am going to have to ask you to please leave now." "That's what the police said when I broke into Helen Mirren's house, but do you think I did what they said?"
He reflected for a moment.
"Actually I did. But they were a lot bigger than you."
He points at the door.
"Just tell whoever runs this joint they can ... bring me in blindfolded or whatever. I have something incredibly important to discuss, and I will not have it pushed aside because some mystery bloke wants to keep his identity hidden! I don't care who he is, just let me speak to them!"
The security guard thought about the idea and shrugged. Maybe the owner would go for it. Security Guard: "One moment, I'll check with him." Ah Ha! At least we know it is a man. The security guard entered the room for what seemed like forever before he returned with a black piece of fabric. Security Guard: "Blindfolded it is." The guard began to tie the fabric around the mans mask beofre leading him into the office and to a seat. : "How may I help you?"
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Post by Joey on Mar 31, 2016 18:40:19 GMT -5
Preston looks extremely terrified as the two big men step in front of Jackson.Preston Trump: This is FUCKED. Preston looks around at nobody in particular.Preston Trump: Look at this little cocksucker right here, actin' tough! Preston chuckles.Preston Trump: Today's bitch boy moment is brought to you by the letter F, for FUCKED IN THE HEAD which is what you are! Preston cocks his fist again. Jackson clearly wasn't taking bug eyes here seriously as he turned to his entourage to ask if he really just referenced Sesame Street. There was finally silence as Jackson realized that Preston was done talking.
Jackson Underwood: "Oh, are you finally done? Shew, thank God that is over. Look dude, I don't know who the hell you are or who you are trying to full with being a wrestler but you are the least threatening person I have ever seen. Knock those magnifying classes off your face and you are done dude! I mean did you not watch the 2001 Royal Rumble, you can't wrestle in classes Drew Carey!" Preston looks like he's about to cry but he clenches his fist and punches one of Jackson's entourage right in the stomach before looking at Jackson with a crazed look in his eyes.Preston Trump: YOU FUCKIN' WANT ONE!?
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Post by --------- on Mar 31, 2016 18:44:02 GMT -5
Devin Smith
(Devin and Rose begin to walk past Brody when Devin notices Brody's glance. Devin immediately turns around and walks towards Brody.)
"What were you looking at?" BRODY KATZ "Um..." Brody Katz gets back to a vertical base, putting his legs back closer together as he takes a deep breath and recognizes who just spoke to him. BRODY KATZ "Devin Smith? Is that you?" Devin Smith
"Nooo, I'm Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers... Of course, I'm Devin Smith! Now, answer my damn question!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2016 18:45:10 GMT -5
BRODY KATZ "Um..." Brody Katz gets back to a vertical base, putting his legs back closer together as he takes a deep breath and recognizes who just spoke to him. BRODY KATZ "Devin Smith? Is that you?" Devin Smith
"Nooo, I'm Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers... Of course, I'm Devin Smith! Now, answer my damn question!" The question has totally passed by Brody's brain, as he's just starstruck at Devin is here. BRODY KATZ "What are you doing here? Are you this mystery owner?"
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Mar 31, 2016 18:46:12 GMT -5
Jackson clearly wasn't taking bug eyes here seriously as he turned to his entourage to ask if he really just referenced Sesame Street. There was finally silence as Jackson realized that Preston was done talking.
Jackson Underwood: "Oh, are you finally done? Shew, thank God that is over. Look dude, I don't know who the hell you are or who you are trying to full with being a wrestler but you are the least threatening person I have ever seen. Knock those magnifying classes off your face and you are done dude! I mean did you not watch the 2001 Royal Rumble, you can't wrestle in classes Drew Carey!" Preston looks like he's about to cry but he clenches his fist and punches one of Jackson's entourage right in the stomach before looking at Jackson with a crazed look in his eyes.Preston Trump: YOU FUCKIN' WANT ONE!? Jackson was pissed now as he looked at his entourage member hold his gut.
Jackson Underwood: "Don't be a pussy! Punch him back! Gut for gut!" The entourage member nodded his head at Jackson's command and drilled Preston with a punch to the gut.
Jackson Underwood: "Yeah, now what!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2016 18:49:03 GMT -5
"That's what the police said when I broke into Helen Mirren's house, but do you think I did what they said?"
He reflected for a moment.
"Actually I did. But they were a lot bigger than you."
He points at the door.
"Just tell whoever runs this joint they can ... bring me in blindfolded or whatever. I have something incredibly important to discuss, and I will not have it pushed aside because some mystery bloke wants to keep his identity hidden! I don't care who he is, just let me speak to them!"
The security guard thought about the idea and shrugged. Maybe the owner would go for it. Security Guard: "One moment, I'll check with him." Ah Ha! At least we know it is a man. The security guard entered the room for what seemed like forever before he returned with a black piece of fabric. Security Guard: "Blindfolded it is." The guard began to tie the fabric around the mans mask beofre leading him into the office and to a seat. : "How may I help you?" The blindfolded Señor Consorcio Inactivo looks around, unable to see anything.
"Woah. Is that a scented candle I smell? My mum loves those things. Did you know, for every scented candle that gets created, a couple of kids in Poland ge-.."
He gets nudged hard by the security guard.
Right, sorry. I'll get on with it. Look, Mr. Mystery General Manager person, sir. I'm here with a proposition. An opportunity to establish this company as something incredibly special from the get go. A match on your first show, that is guaranteed to garner enough media attention to single handedly take this company past the five day mark, overcoming almost every other efeds life span in doing so.
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Post by NXT is Almas <3 on Mar 31, 2016 18:52:01 GMT -5
NXT is Almas <3 - Since the coding got messed up somehow... JAYSON TYLER "Maybe that should be our tag team name! We could pull it off too. When we first come out, we could have a chef's counter set up at the top of the stage, and we could spike the fruit punch. Then we could auction off the punchline to the fans in order to pay for our hotel expenses and stuff. I don't know if you know this, but back at when I was wrestling in NGW with Brett, the travel life got expensive."
Jayson claps his hands together.
JAYSON TYLER "So what about it? We sell punchline beverages to the fans and call ourselves Punchline?" Oblivion sounds the name out to himself a few times
"Punchline... Punchline...Punchline...Punchline!!...PUNCHLINE! Jayson, I love it! From this day forward, we are a unit!!"
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Post by Joey on Mar 31, 2016 18:52:42 GMT -5
Preston looks like he's about to cry but he clenches his fist and punches one of Jackson's entourage right in the stomach before looking at Jackson with a crazed look in his eyes.Preston Trump: YOU FUCKIN' WANT ONE!? Jackson was pissed now as he looked at his entourage member hold his gut.
Jackson Underwood: "Don't be a pussy! Punch him back! Gut for gut!" The entourage member nodded his head at Jackson's command and drilled Preston with a punch to the gut.
Jackson Underwood: "Yeah, now what!" Preston nearly falls to the ground after the blow to his stomach.Preston Trump: SON OF A WHORE! COCKSUCKER! Preston regains his composure and begins winding up his arm.Preston Trump: PROPELLER TECHNIQUE FUCKER! Preston clobbers the entourage member in the face with a huge right hand knocking him hard to the ground. He suddenly looks worried.Preston Trump: Jesus Murphy! I didn't mean to him him that hard!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2016 18:54:35 GMT -5
NXT is Almas <3 - Since the coding got messed up somehow... JAYSON TYLER "Maybe that should be our tag team name! We could pull it off too. When we first come out, we could have a chef's counter set up at the top of the stage, and we could spike the fruit punch. Then we could auction off the punchline to the fans in order to pay for our hotel expenses and stuff. I don't know if you know this, but back at when I was wrestling in NGW with Brett, the travel life got expensive."
Jayson claps his hands together.
JAYSON TYLER "So what about it? We sell punchline beverages to the fans and call ourselves Punchline?" Oblivion sounds the name out to himself a few times
"Punchline... Punchline...Punchline...Punchline!!...PUNCHLINE! Jayson, I love it! From this day forward, we are a unit!!" Excited as can be, Jayson Tyler then gets depressed.
JAYSON TYLER "But I thought we were going to be partners?"
Jayson Tyler hangs his head in disappointment, and shakes his head knowing it'd be too good to be true.
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Mar 31, 2016 19:04:26 GMT -5
Jackson was pissed now as he looked at his entourage member hold his gut.
Jackson Underwood: "Don't be a pussy! Punch him back! Gut for gut!" The entourage member nodded his head at Jackson's command and drilled Preston with a punch to the gut.
Jackson Underwood: "Yeah, now what!" Preston nearly falls to the ground after the blow to his stomach.Preston Trump: SON OF A WHORE! COCKSUCKER! Preston regains his composure and begins winding up his arm.Preston Trump: PROPELLER TECHNIQUE FUCKER! Preston clobbers the entourage member in the face with a huge right hand knocking him hard to the ground. He suddenly looks worried.Preston Trump: Jesus Murphy! I didn't mean to him him that hard! Suddenly all the chaos had paused for the moment as Preston and Jackson found themselves croutched side by side checking on the big guy as Jackson waves his hand in front of his face.
Jackson Underwood: "Yo Kev, you alright? Kevin! [Jackson turned to Preston worried.] You think he will be al.. wait a minute!" Jackson jumped up not liking being that close to this maniac.
Jackson Underwood: "He is going to press charges! I hope you know that!"
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Mar 31, 2016 19:04:40 GMT -5
============================================ THURSDAY NIGHT INSANITY AIRS: THUSDAYS @7 DURATION: TWO HOURS NETWORKS: MTV NETWORK THEME SONG: "THE MEMORY REMAINS" - METALLICA ============================================ The Owner of ECWW is revealed
Fatal Four Way "Impress The Boss" Match Harry Jackson versus Lamar Coleman versus Scott Saxton versus Jayson Tyler
ECWW Starlet's Championship Series Match Winner Will Face The Winner of Rose Hill vs Lily Saxton Next Week Sapphire versus Trinity Belle
Singles Match Preston Trump versus Jackson Underwood
ECWW Tag Team Championship Match The Knights of Valence (Jason Valence & Maxwell Knight) versus Tyrant & Señor Consorcio Inactivo
Tag Team Match Future Champions versus Former Champions Winning Team Will Fight For The ECWW World Championship at the PPV Quincy West & Scorpio versus Devin Smith & Oblivion
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