Post by Professor Berch on Oct 9, 2017 19:14:29 GMT -5
USA WRESTLING PRESENTS…
October 6, 2017
Pyro explodes on the stage of USA Wrestling, as fans around the arena cheer for the very first episode of USA-W Legacy!
Jim Ross: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the inaugural edition of USA-W Legacy! I am WWE Hall of Fame Jim Ross, proud to once again sit beside none other than my fellow Hall of Fame, Jerry “The King” Lawler!
Jerry Lawler: That’s right JR! The band is back together! We are here in Washington D.C., which I think is very appropriate for the first USA-W Legacy!
Jim Ross: We’ve got a great show tonight, as we will have an amazing main event! 16 time World Champion John Cena will take on Daniel Bryan in our main event!
>>HERE COMES THE MONEY<<
Jerry Lawler: And here comes the man that has put all of this together, Shane McMahon!
The fans go wild at the sound of Shane McMahon’s theme, and the man himself comes dancing out onto the stage. He looks around the arena, and gets a huge smile on his face. He pounds his chest and points out into the crowd as he walks down the ramp, before walking up the steps and stepping into the ring. He dances in the ring, before being handed a mic from ringside. He stands in the center of the ring, allowing the cheers to come in, before raising the microphone up.
Shane McMahon: You guys have no idea just how much I appreciate that, thank you!
The fans continue to cheer for Shane, before he tries to quiet them down. The cheers die out, as the fans want to hear what Shane has to say.
Shane McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, this is my creation, USA Wrestling! Everyone here is a part of history! USA-W Legacy on Spike TV is where, a legacy, starts. My father, Vince McMahon, created an empire, and now, I plan to do the same thing.
The fans cheer for this, as Shane continues.
Shane McMahon: We will have a huge main event, as John Cena will face a man who has not competed in a ring in 2 years, Daniel Bryan!
The fans explode into “YES!” chants, almost too deafening to allow Shane to continue talking.
Shane McMahon: The United States is the Land of Opportunity, and Daniel Bryan will be allowed the opportunity to show the world that he’s still one of the best in the world today. And speaking of opportunity, we have many talented wrestlers on this roster, that will all be competing to make some history of their own. I will be evaluating everyone’s performances over the next few weeks to determine who will be given Championship matches out our first Pay-Per-View event in 3 weeks time, Brutality. Perform well, and you may find yourself competing to be the first World Champion in USA-W history!
>>BURN IT DOWN<<
As the theme of Seth Rollins begins to play, fans burst into cheers, as “The Man” himself walks out onto the stage. He stands on the stage, looking pretty angry, and he walks down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and grabs a mic from ringside, before standing face to face with Shane McMahon.
Seth Rollins: What the HELL are you thinking Shane? You have Seth Freakin’ Rollins, and he has to earn a title match? No, Shane, this is how it’s gonna go down. I am going to be in that USA-W Championship match at Brutality, and everyone else has to fight for the opportunity to lose to me.
Shane McMahon: Seth, that’s NOT how it’s going to happen. You have to earn the right to a USA-W Championship match, just like everyone else. However, I WILL put you in a match tonight. Tonight’s edition of USA-W Legacy will have two equally huge co-main events, as Seth Rollins will face Bray Wyatt.
Jim Ross: What huge news, King! Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt tonight!
Jerry Lawler: That is huge news, JR! I can feel the hairs on my arms standing out out of excitement!
Rollins does not look happy with Shane’s announcement, as the anger on his face turns to flat out disdain for McMahon.
Seth Rollins: Shane, that is the WORST decision I’ve ever heard in my life! I shouldn’t have to play your little game! I’m “The Man!” There’s no one on this roster that deserves to be Champion more than me!
>>FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES<<
“YES!” chants explode in the arena, as Daniel Bryan’s theme hits. Bryan walks out onto the stage, and the already insanely loud chants get even louder. Bryan gets a wide smile on his face, and heads towards the ring, chanting “YES!” along with the fans. He walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, and is handed a microphone from ringside. He stands in the ring, with the fans still blowing the roof off the building. Bryan tries to talk, but even with the speaker systems in the arena, he is inaudible. He tries to get the fans to quiet down. They eventually do, and Bryan begins to talk.
Daniel Bryan: I’m sorry, Seth, did I must have heard you wrong. Did you say that you were the only man on this roster that deserved to be the USA-W Champion? Because, the way I see it, your the LEAST deserving of that Championship.
Seth Rollins: Are you kidding me, Daniel? My FIRST World Title reign was much more memorable than any of your’s. Let’s go through your 4 World Title reigns. First, you became the World Heavyweight Champion. You cashed in Money in the Bank, and defeated the Big Show! With some help from Mark Henry, of course. But then you lost it at WrestleMania, in 18 seconds! Second, you defeated John Cena and became the WWE Champion! And then you lost it! 4 minutes and 7 seconds later! And then you beat Randy Orton, and won that title again! But it turned out that you cheated, and you were stripped of that title! And finally, you overcame all the odds at WrestleMania 30, beating Triple H, then Randy Orton AND Batista in a Triple Threat, to win the title one last time! And then your body couldn’t keep up, and a year later, you were retired. Now, after 2 years of retirement, you think you can just come back and get a title match because of who you are? News flash, Daniel, you were a nobody. It doesn’t matter that these people chant “YES!” every time you come out, because you are, and always will be, a nobody.
Rollins stretches his arms to his sides, daring Bryan to come back at him. Bryan looks down to the mat, then back at Rollins, with a small smirk on his face.
Daniel Bryan: Wow, Seth, I’m flattered that you know so much about me. And you’re right, I don’t have much room to talk. My title reigns have been lackluster at best. But at least when I was Champion, I was willing to defend that title fairly, without taking any shortcuts. That’s more than you can say. Not to mention that while you did have one lengthy title reign, your second time at the top of the mountain lasted just 2 minutes. So no, I don’t think I deserve a title match right now. But I will earn a title match, with no complaints. And I can only hope that you’re in that match with me, so I can show you just how wrong you are about me.
Bryan then starts a “YES!” chant, as Rollins does not want to hear it. He starts to leave, and yell at the fans on his way up the ramp. He stares into the ring at Bryan, who continues to lead the “YES!” chant.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
USA-W Legacy returns from commercial break, with the camera focused on Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
Jim Ross: We’re back, and King, do you agree with the words Seth Rollins spoke earlier regarding Daniel Bryan?
Jerry Lawler: Well JR, I believe there was some truth in there, but I can’t agree with calling Daniel Bryan a nobody. If you can get the fans reacting the way they do for Daniel Bryan, you’re doing something right. I gotta say, I know I’m supposed to be unbiased, but I’m rooting for Daniel to become the first ever USA-W Champion.
>>PATRIOT<<
Jim Ross: Well, it’s time for the first match in USA-W history!
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Zeb Colter, from Perry, Oklahoma, weighing in at 275 pounds, “A Real American,” Jack Swagger!
Jim Ross: Jack Swagger was a great addition for USA-W, don’t you think King?
Jerry Lawler: Of course he was! Swagger is an All American athlete! He’d be a welcome addition anywhere, but makes all the sense in the world to be here!
Swagger comes out onto the stage, with Zeb Colter behind him. They both place their right hand on their heart, and shout out “We the People!” along with the fans. Swagger stomps his foot into the ground and walks down the ramp, Zeb trailing close behind. Swagger reaches the bottom of the ramp and climbs onto the apron, stepping into the ring. He shouts “We the People!” again, as Zeb enters the ring with a microphone.
Zeb Colter: Mr. Shane McMahon, I hope you’ll be watching this match very closely, because Jack Swagger is going to prove why he should be the first USA-W Champion. His credentials speak for themselves, and his actions will speak for him as well.
Jim Ross: Strong words from Zeb Colter. He really has a lot of faith in Jack Swagger.
Jerry Lawler: Who wouldn’t? Jack Swagger is a former World Champion, as well as a very accomplished amateur wrestler. He has those credentials that Colter mentioned a mile long!
>>NIGHTMARE<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! From Chesterfield, England, weighing in at 238 pounds, Bram!
Bram comes out onto the stage amidst boos from the crowd. He doesn’t seem to care, however, as he just keeps his focus on Jack Swagger, slowly walking down the ramp. He climbs onto the apron and points at Jack Swagger, never focusing his eyes anywhere else. He steps into the ring and backs into the corner, just waiting for the opening bell.
Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter vs. Bram
The show heads backstage, as Shane McMahon is sitting behind his desk in his office. Samoa Joe walks into the shot, and he doesn’t look happy. Shane looks up at him, not looking too pleased himself.
Shane McMahon: I hope this is good, Joe. You could have at least knocked before letting yourself in.
Samoa Joe: This is damn important Shane. Your the one evaluating performances and deciding who gets to challenge for the USA-W Championship. How are you supposed to evaluate me if I’m not competing?
Shane McMahon: Joe, there’s only so much I can fit onto one show. You have nothing to worry about. There’s still time between now and Brutality. In fact, I’m planning out some matches for next week’s show, and I have you pencilled in for the main event.
Samoa Joe: That’s the best decision you could have made, Shane. Make sure you watch my match, because I’m going to be in that Championship match.
Joe then turns around and goes to leave, seemingly pleased.
Shane: Wait, Joe! Don’t you want to know who your going to be facing?
Joe stops and turns around, curious.
Shane: Joe, next week, you’ll be facing someone you know very well. None other than “Glorious” Bobby Roode.
Joe gives a smirk, then leaves Shane’s office. Shane sits back down, as the show goes to commercial.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Cathy Kelly is shown backstage, with a microphone in hand.
Cathy Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, Rusev and Lana.
Rusev and Lana walk into the shot, as Rusev looks out of shot, Lana looks directly at Cathy.
Cathy Kelly: Rusev, how do you feel about the possibility of competing for the USA-W Championship at Brutality?
Rusev doesn’t react to the question, but Lana grabs the microphone away from Cathy Kelly and begins talking.
Lana: Rusev does not like being a member of a company that represents the United States. Rusev feels that these ungrateful Americans don’t deserve to have him represent their country. However, Rusev does like the idea of becoming the first USA-W Champion. And when he does, he will not represent the United States. He will represent his homeland of Bulgaria. As for tonight, Rusev will face an unworthy American, Zack Ryder. Rusev will do what he doest best to Zack Ryder, and CRUSH him!
Lana and Rusev then leave, leaving Cathy Kelly alone.
The view changes to a black, smoky room. Bray Wyatt appears on screen, with a smirk on his face.
Bray Wyatt: Seth, tonight, you will be walking into my playground. Tonight, you will enter my domain. Seth Rollins, tonight, you’ll lose any hope you had of being a champion again, when I defeat you. You cannot defeat me, Seth. You cannot defeat a monster. You cannot defeat Bray Wyatt! I will leave nothing left of you Seth, on my way to the place I deserve to be. The top. Run.
The camera cuts to black again, as the view returns to ringside.
Jim Ross: Bray Wyatt is not messing around tonight. He wants to be the USA-W Champion, and won’t let anyone stop him.
Jerry Lawler: He’s one scary dude, that’s for sure. I may not like Seth Rollins, but I feel bad for anyone that has to step in the ring with him.
Jim Ross: Still to come later tonight, folks, John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan in out main event. We have word that Cathy Kelly will be interviewing John Cena later tonight. But right now, we move on to another match, between Baron Corbin and Chris Adonis.
>>MASTERPIECE<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 265 pounds, “The Masterpiece” Chris Adonis!
Jim Ross: Chris Adonis, the man known as The Masterpiece, is one intimidating sight, isn’t he?
Jerry Lawler: He sure is, JR. You and I have called this man’s matches in the past, and no one was able to escape his Master Lock, a move he now calls the Adonis Lock. It took a real feat of strength to escape that submission hold, and that isn’t any different now.
Adonis walks out onto the stage, and drops to a knee at the top. He flexes his muscles, before standing back up and waking down the ramp. At the bottom of the ramp, he flexes one of his arms, before climbing up onto the apron and stepping into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, flexes both his arms, then turns and leans back into the corner, waiting for his opponent.
>>NEW RULES<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! From Kansas City, weighing in at 275 pounds, “The Lone Wolf” Baron Corbin!
Jim Ross; Meanwhile, Baron Corbin is someone who has come on in recent years. He’s risen to the top quicker than most people have.
Jerry Lawler: Baron Corbin is the kind of guy you don’t want to meet in a dark alley, or even a light alley! He’s 6’8”, and was an offensive lineman on the NFL. That takes some serious strength. He’s one of the few men on the planet I could see breaking that Adonis Lock.
The lights fade, as Corbin’s theme starts. Corbin walks out into a spotlight, stretching his arms to both sides. The lights come back on, as Corbin starts to walk down the ramp. He climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring. He stares over at Chris Adonis, as he stretches his arms out again. He then backs into the opposite corner, as the ref calls for the bell.
Baron Corbin vs. Chris Adonis
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
>>BURBANK<<
Jim Ross: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. James Ellsworth is making his way to the ring at the moment. What do you think of this kid King?
Jerry Lawler: James Ellsworth has a lot of spirit, that’s for sure! He just doesn’t have much of anything else going in his favor.
Ellsworth comes out onto the stage with a microphone in hand, and doesn’t waste much time getting to the ring. He walks up the steps and steps in, then immediately starts talking as he paces around.
James Ellsworth: I demand that Shane McMahon comes out to this ring right now! I need to talk to him, and this is something that the whole world needs to hear!
Ellsworth stands in the ring, waiting for Shane. After a small wait, Ellsworth gets impatient.
James Ellsworth: All right. If you won’t come out here, I’ll just talk, and you’ll listen! Shane, I demand that you sign my homegirl Carmella to a contract! She deserves more than to just sit at home without a job! She is the most talented woman in the world! You need to sign her, right now!
>>WORLDS APART<<
Fans cheer as the theme of Sami Zayn comes on in the arena. Sami walks out onto the stage with a microphone, and talks as he makes his way down the ramp.
Sami Zayn: James, with all due respect, Shane McMahon has so many more important things to worry about than your complaints. He has to decide who will be competing for the USA-W Championship at Brutality, with very little time to do so. So I suggest you head up that ramp and to the back, because no one hear wants to hear you whine.
Zayn now steps into the ring and comes face to face with Ellsworth. Ellsworth, though showing some fear in his face doesn’t step down.
James Ellsworth: Come on Sami! Do you really think your in a place to be ordering me around? I bet I could beat you in 10 seconds flat!
Sami Zayn looks bewildered, with a huge smile on his face?
Sami Zayn: Really? Do you really want to make that bet?
James Ellsworth: Yeah, I do!
Zayn laughs, then looks right at Ellsworth.
Sami Zayn: Alright! Let’s get a ref out here, let’s do this!
A ref comes out from the back and slides into the ring, as Ellsworth begins to back away.
James Ellsworth: Wait, I’m not prepared… I need to get ready!
The ref calls for the bell, and Sami runs straight forward and hits Ellsworth with the Helluva Kick. Ellsworth slumps down onto the mat, as Sami pins, and gets the 3 count.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Sami Zayn!
Zayn’s theme begins to play, and Sami just looks down at Ellsworth with a smile. He then leaves the ring, with an unconscious Ellsworth being checked on by medical personnel.
Jim Ross: Sami Zayn took care of Ellsworth in quick fashion! I’m getting word that Sami won that match in 7 seconds.
Jerry Lawler: Well, Ellsworth talked a big game, but couldn’t keep up with it. Sami beat him in under 10 seconds!
The show shifts backstage, as we see Damien Sandow. He’s looking directly into the camera, wearing his blue robes, and ready to enlighten!
Damien Sandow: Salutations, wrestling connoisseurs. You all know me, as Damien Sandow. However, you may choose to remember me as a lackey, nothing more than a stooge. I assure you, the days of “Damien Mizdow” are long gone, and have been replaced by the second coming of the Age of Enlightenment. And with the Age of Enlightenment, comes a renewed passion. I promise you this, Damien Sandow will get back to where he once was.
Sandow smiles, as the screen fades to black.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
A vignette plays, hyping the debut of “The King of Strong Style” Shinsuke Nakamura, in two weeks time.
>>WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! First, from Long Island, weighing in at 224 pounds, Zack Ryder!
Jim Ross: Zack Ryder is one of the most talented men we have here in USA-W, but he’ll face a stiff test against Rusev.
Jerry Lawler: That’s right. Rusev is probably the most dominant man to ever step foot in a wrestling ring! Ryder will have to pull something out of his bag of tricks to get the job done here tonight.
Ryder rushes out onto the stage, with a huge smile on his face. He puts the “L.I.” hand symbol in the air, then starts walking down the ramp, high fiving fans on the way down. He climbs onto the apron, and then on to the second rope, and throws up the “L.I.” again. Ryder jumps off the ropes, into the ring, and backs into the corner, testing the ropes.
>>RUSEV MACHKA<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! being accompanied to the ring by “The Ravishing Russian” Lana. from Bulgaria, weighing in at 138 kilos, “The Bulgarian Brute” Rusev!
Jim Ross: Rusev may not like being in USA-W, but he has a shot to earn himself a USA-W Championship match here tonight!
Jerry Lawler: Isn’t Lana just amazing, JR?
Jim Ross: You’re not even paying attention!
Rusev rushes out onto the stage, and stops down, as Lana trails behind. Rusev screams out “MACHKA!” Lana stands next to Rusev, then points down into the ring at Ryder, and yells “CRUSH!” Rusev makes his way to the ring, Lana not far behind, looking determined. Rusev walks up the steps and steps into the ring, and heads right for Ryder. The ref holds Rusev back, as Lana takes her place at ringside. Rusev is backed into the corner, as the ref calls for the bell.
Zack Ryder vs. Rusev w/ Lana
The Revival are shown backstage, as they look into the camera.
Scott Dawson: There are a few guys out there who would have you believe that they are the best tag team in the world. These guys think they’re “Too Sweet,” and they like to throw around #FTR.
Dash Wilder: When you try to find the best tag team in the world, look no further than the Top Guys, Scott Dawson, and Dash Wilder.
Scott Dawson: We’ve beaten each and every team that we have faced, from The Vaudevillians, to the Hardy Boys, there isn’t a single team that we’ve stepped in the ring with and haven’t beaten.
Dash Wilder: And rest assured, if we were invited to a “Superkick Party,” it’d turn into a Top Guy Tango.
Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder: We are, FOREVER, The Revival!
The screen fades away, to show Cathy Kelly for the second time in the night.
Cathy Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, John Cena!
John Cena walks into the shot with a huge smile on his face.
Cathy Kelly: John, later tonight, you’ll be facing Daniel Bryan, who’ll be competing in the ring for the first time in almost 2 full years.
John Cena: That’s right, Cathy. Tonight, the fans will have a reason to chant “YES!” They’ll finally be able to see one of their all time favorites back in the ring. I have all the respect in the world for Daniel Bryan, and I have to say, I don’t agree with what Seth Rollins said earlier tonight. Daniel Bryan is one of the toughest men I have ever stepped into the ring against, and is one of the few people who can say they’ve beaten John Cena without any outside help. But that doesn’t mean that tonight, I’m going to go easy on him. I’m chasing history, Cathy! I am a 16 Time World Champion, and I have a shot at making it 17, in just 3 weeks. And in order to get that shot, I need to win tonight, and put on the best performance I possibly can. So, Daniel Bryan, I hope you’re listening. Don’t go easy on me, because if you do, I will take advantage.
Cena then walks off, leaving Cathy Kelly confused.
Jim Ross: John Cena is more serious now than I’ve ever seen him.
Jerry Lawler: You said it. He really wants to break Ric Flair’s record of 16 World Titles, and it seems like he won’t stop until he’s done it.
Jim Ross: Well ladies and gentlemen, don’t go anywhere, because next, we’ve got tag team action! Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel take on the reunited Lucha Dragons!
>>OUTCAST<<
Tony Chimel: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 462 pounds, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel!
Jim Ross: Both of these men are third generation talent, and will look to take their wrestling blood to the top.
Jerry Lawler: I knew both of their fathers years ago. Bo’s father is IRS, who was of course aligned with Ted DiBiase. Meanwhile, Curtis Axel’s father is none other than the legendary “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig! Both were very talented, and these two are as well!
Dallas and Axel both come out onto the stage, and pose next to each other. Axel hypes Dallas up, and they start making their way to the ring. Bo walks up the steps, as Axel climbs onto the apron, and they enter the ring at the same time. They both pose again, and back into their corner, waiting for their opponents.
>>LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!<<
Tony Chimel: The their opponents! At a combined weight of 375 pounds, “The Lucha Dragons,” Sin Cara and Kalisto!
Jim Ross: These two are highly talented luchador wrestlers, and are former NXT Tag Team Champions!
Jerry Lawler: Not since Rey Mysterio have I seen a luchador as talented as these two! They work perfectly together, and they’re exciting to watch!
The Lucha Dragons come out onto the stage and do their “Lucha!” dance together. Kalisto then runs down the ramp and jumps over the top rope, and poses in the ring. Sin Cara follows him, jumping over the top rope and posing behind Kalisto. They then perform the “Lucha!” dance again, and make their way into the opposite corner of Dallas and Axel.
Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel vs. The Lucha Dragons
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Coming back from commercial, Shane McMahon is once again shown in his office, sitting behind his desk. A knock is heard at the door, as Sami Zayn pokes his head in.
Sami Zayn: You wanted to see me, sir?
Shane McMahon: Yes, please come in Sami.
Sami walks into the office and closes the door, as he sits across from Shane.
Shane McMahon: First, I want to congratulate you on that impressive performance earlier tonight.
Sami Zayn: Thank you sir! Granted, it’s never been a challenge to take out James Ellsworth.
Shane McMahon: Nevertheless, there is a reason I wanted to see you, besides congratulating you. Now, I’m sure after that performance, you were thinking that your standings for a shot at the USA-W Championship skyrocketed.
Sami Zayn: After what I did, it’s pretty obvious to me.
Shane McMahon: Well, unfortunately, Sami, that’s not the case. You see, your “match” against James Ellsworth was not officially sanctioned, so while the performance was impressive, I cannot use it to determine your ranking for a title shot.
Sami Zayn: Shane, with all due respect, I think your making the wrong choice. Even if the match wasn’t sanctioned, a USA-W referee called for the bell, and counted the pin. It was a match, and I won.
Shane McMahon: That doesn’t change the fact that I did not have your name, nor James Ellsworth’s name, signed on a contract. I will, however, give you an official match, next week. Next week, Sami, you will be going one on one, with Wade Barrett.
Sami Zayn: Well Shane, if my match earlier wasn’t official, I’ll just do to Barrett what I did to Ellsworth. Then, you’ll have to put me in that USA-W Championship match.
Shane McMahon: We’ll see about that, Sami. Thank you for stopping by.
Shane and Sami both stand up, and shake hands. Sami then leaves Shane’s office, looking disappointed.
Seth Rollins is shown backstage, walking towards the ring for his match. Cathy Kelly approaches him from out of screen, as Rollins looks annoyed.
Cathy Kelly: Seth, coming up next, you’ll be in the ring against Bray Wyatt…
Seth Rollins: That’s right, Cathy. And I’m going to show the world that Daniel Bryan is wrong. There isn’t another person on the planet that deserves to be a World Champion more than I do. I have fought and clawed from the bottom to get where I am, and I was never forced into retirement. Daniel Bryan thinks he can walk back into the ring and be handed a title match. I’ll take Bray Wyatt, pound him into nothing, and then walk into Brutality with a Championship match, and walk out the first USA-W Champion!
Rollins turns and walks off, as the show goes back to commercial.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
>>BURN IT DOWN<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 217 pounds, “The Kingslayer” Seth Rollins!
Jim Ross: Seth Rollins had some very choice words for Daniel Bryan earlier tonight.
Jerry Lawler: He really did, but he’s one of those guys that can back up what he says in the ring. If he says he’s going to be the USA-W Champion, I’m inclined to believe him.
Rollins walks out onto the stage and looks around the arena, with a scowl on his face. He pounds his chest and shakes his head, before throwing his arm forward, and walking down the ramp. Rollins walks up the steel steps and climbs up onto the second rope. He looks out into the crowd, before jumping into the ring. Rollins stands in the middle of the ring and spreads his arms to his sides, before backing into the corner.
>>LIVE IN FEAR<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! From Snake Bight, Florida, weighing in at 285 pounds, Bray Wyatt!
Jim Ross: Bray Wyatt strikes fear into every individual he comes across.
Jerry Lawler: Just the way he presents himself, and the things he preaches about, he is one scary man.
The lights go out in the arena, as smoke fills the area. Bray Wyatt walks out onto the stage, with a lantern in hand. He smiles, and chuckles, before going straight faced again, and slowly walking down the ramp. Wyatt walks up the steps and steps through the ropes, into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, and raises the lantern up. He blows the lantern out, and the lights return in the arena. Wyatt looks over to Rollins, who is standing outside the ring, and invites him in. Rollins climbs onto the apron, and hesitantly enters the ring.
Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt
Cathy Kelly is shown backstage, with a smile on her face.
Cathy Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, “Glorious” Bobby Roode!
Bobby Roode walks into the shot with a smile on his face.
Cathy Kelly: Bobby, next week, you step into the ring with Samoa Joe, a man you’ve known for many years now. Do you feel knowing him so well gives you an advantage?
Bobby: Samoa Joe may be a Destroyer, he may be the most intimidating man I have ever seen. But, he is not invulnerable. Samoa Joe-
Suddenly, Samoa Joe comes from behind Roode and attacks. He knocks him down with a double axe handle, then stomps away on him. Joe drops down to his knees and plants some punches into Roode’s head. Finally, Joe locks the Coquina Clutch in on Roode. Backstage officials rush to the scene, and try to pull Joe off Roode. Joe keeps the Clutch on, until Roode passes out. Joe lets go, and the officials try to push him back. Joe yells at Roode, before walking off.
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These are their stories.
FASHION FILES
Tyler Breeze is seen looking over in a manilla folder, labeled “Big Case.” The bulletin board to his left has multiple pictures, all labeled. On the board, there are multiple pictures, all labeled. A picture of Damien Sandow is labeled “Miz-No!” Daniel Bryan is labeled “The GOAT.” Bobby Roode is labeled “Glorious.” Bret Hart is labeled “4/10.” Finally, the logos of the other three This. Is. Wrestling. companies are labeled “Out of Our Jurisdiction.” He slams it down, looking frustrated. Inside is shown to be a single picture of James Ellsworth.
Tyler Breeze: This one’s got me, ‘Dango. I don’t see any way to fix this one!
The camera zooms out, and Fandango is shown, standing up on the opposite side of the table from Breeze, leaning on the wall with his hand, and looking at the bulletin board. Fandango pushes his sunglasses down and looks over at Tyler Breeze, then picks up the case file. After a few seconds, he just laughs and tosses it back on the table.
Fandango: This one’s simple, Breeze. What is the first rule of fashion?
Tyler Breeze: Navy goes with everything?
Fandango: No, the other first rule.
Tyler Breeze: A beard goes a long way?
Fandango: No, the other first rule.
Tyler Breeze: There’s no such thing as too many socks?
Fandango: No, the other first rule.
Tyler Breeze: Dress for success?
Fandango: Exactly!
Tyler Breeze: Of course! I was looking at it all wrong! I was only trying to fix small things about this, but he needs a complete 180! You’re a genius, ‘Dango!
Fandango: It’s all in a day’s work, Breeze.
Tyler Breeze: Now that that’s solved, it’s time for my next big case!
Breeze sits back down and pulls out a second manilla folder, labeled “Next Big Case.” Inside is a picture of Brock Lesnar.
Tyler Breeze: Looks like I’ll have to cross departmental lines for this one!
Breeze looks at the picture of Lesnar, as the view fades out.
FASHION FILES
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
A vignette plays, hyping Kurt Angle’s debut in USA Wrestling next week.
>>MY TIME IS NOW<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is the main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, weighing in at 251 pounds, he is a 16 time World Champion, John Cena!
Jim Ross: Here comes John Cena, a man who is looking to break an all time record in 3 weeks, and become a 17 time World Champion! But first, he has to get past Daniel Bryan tonight, and impress Shane McMahon.
Jerry Lawler: Impressing Shane McMahon won’t be hard for John Cena, he’s made a career out of impressive performances. The tough part will be getting by Bryan, who despite being retired for two years, is more determined than ever to get to the top of the mountain.
Cena runs out onto the stage, wearing USA inspired gear, as he looks around in the crowd. He gets a smile on his face, then looks into the camera, acknowledging his tough competition tonight. He then salutes, and runs down the stage, tossing his towel into the crowd. He slides into the ring and poses, before running off the ropes and tossing his hat into the crowd. He then stands in the ring, getting some final stretches in.
>>FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES<<
Tony Chimel: The the opponent! From Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, Daniel Bryan!
Jim Ross: The reception for Daniel Bryan is electric! There’s not a fan in this arena that isn’t chanting!
Jerry Lawler: This is what I was talking about earlier. No one that gets this kind of reaction can be called a nobody. Even if he is in Seth Rollins’ eyes, in the eyes of the people that matter, he’s #1!
Bryan comes out onto the stage to a huge explosion of “YES!” chants. He can’t help but smile, and begins changing along with the fans. Bryan makes his way down to the ring, and walk up the steps, climbing to the second rope. He leads the “YES!” chants, then jumps down into the ring. He extends his hand for Cena, who shakes it, before the match starts.
John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan
October 6, 2017
Pyro explodes on the stage of USA Wrestling, as fans around the arena cheer for the very first episode of USA-W Legacy!
Jim Ross: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the inaugural edition of USA-W Legacy! I am WWE Hall of Fame Jim Ross, proud to once again sit beside none other than my fellow Hall of Fame, Jerry “The King” Lawler!
Jerry Lawler: That’s right JR! The band is back together! We are here in Washington D.C., which I think is very appropriate for the first USA-W Legacy!
Jim Ross: We’ve got a great show tonight, as we will have an amazing main event! 16 time World Champion John Cena will take on Daniel Bryan in our main event!
>>HERE COMES THE MONEY<<
Jerry Lawler: And here comes the man that has put all of this together, Shane McMahon!
The fans go wild at the sound of Shane McMahon’s theme, and the man himself comes dancing out onto the stage. He looks around the arena, and gets a huge smile on his face. He pounds his chest and points out into the crowd as he walks down the ramp, before walking up the steps and stepping into the ring. He dances in the ring, before being handed a mic from ringside. He stands in the center of the ring, allowing the cheers to come in, before raising the microphone up.
Shane McMahon: You guys have no idea just how much I appreciate that, thank you!
The fans continue to cheer for Shane, before he tries to quiet them down. The cheers die out, as the fans want to hear what Shane has to say.
Shane McMahon: Ladies and gentlemen, this is my creation, USA Wrestling! Everyone here is a part of history! USA-W Legacy on Spike TV is where, a legacy, starts. My father, Vince McMahon, created an empire, and now, I plan to do the same thing.
The fans cheer for this, as Shane continues.
Shane McMahon: We will have a huge main event, as John Cena will face a man who has not competed in a ring in 2 years, Daniel Bryan!
The fans explode into “YES!” chants, almost too deafening to allow Shane to continue talking.
Shane McMahon: The United States is the Land of Opportunity, and Daniel Bryan will be allowed the opportunity to show the world that he’s still one of the best in the world today. And speaking of opportunity, we have many talented wrestlers on this roster, that will all be competing to make some history of their own. I will be evaluating everyone’s performances over the next few weeks to determine who will be given Championship matches out our first Pay-Per-View event in 3 weeks time, Brutality. Perform well, and you may find yourself competing to be the first World Champion in USA-W history!
>>BURN IT DOWN<<
As the theme of Seth Rollins begins to play, fans burst into cheers, as “The Man” himself walks out onto the stage. He stands on the stage, looking pretty angry, and he walks down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and grabs a mic from ringside, before standing face to face with Shane McMahon.
Seth Rollins: What the HELL are you thinking Shane? You have Seth Freakin’ Rollins, and he has to earn a title match? No, Shane, this is how it’s gonna go down. I am going to be in that USA-W Championship match at Brutality, and everyone else has to fight for the opportunity to lose to me.
Shane McMahon: Seth, that’s NOT how it’s going to happen. You have to earn the right to a USA-W Championship match, just like everyone else. However, I WILL put you in a match tonight. Tonight’s edition of USA-W Legacy will have two equally huge co-main events, as Seth Rollins will face Bray Wyatt.
Jim Ross: What huge news, King! Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt tonight!
Jerry Lawler: That is huge news, JR! I can feel the hairs on my arms standing out out of excitement!
Rollins does not look happy with Shane’s announcement, as the anger on his face turns to flat out disdain for McMahon.
Seth Rollins: Shane, that is the WORST decision I’ve ever heard in my life! I shouldn’t have to play your little game! I’m “The Man!” There’s no one on this roster that deserves to be Champion more than me!
>>FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES<<
“YES!” chants explode in the arena, as Daniel Bryan’s theme hits. Bryan walks out onto the stage, and the already insanely loud chants get even louder. Bryan gets a wide smile on his face, and heads towards the ring, chanting “YES!” along with the fans. He walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, and is handed a microphone from ringside. He stands in the ring, with the fans still blowing the roof off the building. Bryan tries to talk, but even with the speaker systems in the arena, he is inaudible. He tries to get the fans to quiet down. They eventually do, and Bryan begins to talk.
Daniel Bryan: I’m sorry, Seth, did I must have heard you wrong. Did you say that you were the only man on this roster that deserved to be the USA-W Champion? Because, the way I see it, your the LEAST deserving of that Championship.
Seth Rollins: Are you kidding me, Daniel? My FIRST World Title reign was much more memorable than any of your’s. Let’s go through your 4 World Title reigns. First, you became the World Heavyweight Champion. You cashed in Money in the Bank, and defeated the Big Show! With some help from Mark Henry, of course. But then you lost it at WrestleMania, in 18 seconds! Second, you defeated John Cena and became the WWE Champion! And then you lost it! 4 minutes and 7 seconds later! And then you beat Randy Orton, and won that title again! But it turned out that you cheated, and you were stripped of that title! And finally, you overcame all the odds at WrestleMania 30, beating Triple H, then Randy Orton AND Batista in a Triple Threat, to win the title one last time! And then your body couldn’t keep up, and a year later, you were retired. Now, after 2 years of retirement, you think you can just come back and get a title match because of who you are? News flash, Daniel, you were a nobody. It doesn’t matter that these people chant “YES!” every time you come out, because you are, and always will be, a nobody.
Rollins stretches his arms to his sides, daring Bryan to come back at him. Bryan looks down to the mat, then back at Rollins, with a small smirk on his face.
Daniel Bryan: Wow, Seth, I’m flattered that you know so much about me. And you’re right, I don’t have much room to talk. My title reigns have been lackluster at best. But at least when I was Champion, I was willing to defend that title fairly, without taking any shortcuts. That’s more than you can say. Not to mention that while you did have one lengthy title reign, your second time at the top of the mountain lasted just 2 minutes. So no, I don’t think I deserve a title match right now. But I will earn a title match, with no complaints. And I can only hope that you’re in that match with me, so I can show you just how wrong you are about me.
Bryan then starts a “YES!” chant, as Rollins does not want to hear it. He starts to leave, and yell at the fans on his way up the ramp. He stares into the ring at Bryan, who continues to lead the “YES!” chant.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
USA-W Legacy returns from commercial break, with the camera focused on Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
Jim Ross: We’re back, and King, do you agree with the words Seth Rollins spoke earlier regarding Daniel Bryan?
Jerry Lawler: Well JR, I believe there was some truth in there, but I can’t agree with calling Daniel Bryan a nobody. If you can get the fans reacting the way they do for Daniel Bryan, you’re doing something right. I gotta say, I know I’m supposed to be unbiased, but I’m rooting for Daniel to become the first ever USA-W Champion.
>>PATRIOT<<
Jim Ross: Well, it’s time for the first match in USA-W history!
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Zeb Colter, from Perry, Oklahoma, weighing in at 275 pounds, “A Real American,” Jack Swagger!
Jim Ross: Jack Swagger was a great addition for USA-W, don’t you think King?
Jerry Lawler: Of course he was! Swagger is an All American athlete! He’d be a welcome addition anywhere, but makes all the sense in the world to be here!
Swagger comes out onto the stage, with Zeb Colter behind him. They both place their right hand on their heart, and shout out “We the People!” along with the fans. Swagger stomps his foot into the ground and walks down the ramp, Zeb trailing close behind. Swagger reaches the bottom of the ramp and climbs onto the apron, stepping into the ring. He shouts “We the People!” again, as Zeb enters the ring with a microphone.
Zeb Colter: Mr. Shane McMahon, I hope you’ll be watching this match very closely, because Jack Swagger is going to prove why he should be the first USA-W Champion. His credentials speak for themselves, and his actions will speak for him as well.
Jim Ross: Strong words from Zeb Colter. He really has a lot of faith in Jack Swagger.
Jerry Lawler: Who wouldn’t? Jack Swagger is a former World Champion, as well as a very accomplished amateur wrestler. He has those credentials that Colter mentioned a mile long!
>>NIGHTMARE<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! From Chesterfield, England, weighing in at 238 pounds, Bram!
Bram comes out onto the stage amidst boos from the crowd. He doesn’t seem to care, however, as he just keeps his focus on Jack Swagger, slowly walking down the ramp. He climbs onto the apron and points at Jack Swagger, never focusing his eyes anywhere else. He steps into the ring and backs into the corner, just waiting for the opening bell.
Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter vs. Bram
-Bram comes out of the gates hot, getting a flurry of offense in on Swagger.
-Swagger is able to fight back, eventually getting the uppefhand, before setting up a Swagger Bomb.
-Jack Swagger def. Bram after a Gutwrench Powerbomb
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Jack Swagger!
Jack Swagger stands after the victory, as Zeb enters the ring to stand next to Swagger. Bram rolls out of the ring, as Swagger and Zeb stand in the ring, place their hands over their hearts, and shout “WE THE PEOPLE!” once more.
-Swagger is able to fight back, eventually getting the uppefhand, before setting up a Swagger Bomb.
-Jack Swagger def. Bram after a Gutwrench Powerbomb
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Jack Swagger!
Jack Swagger stands after the victory, as Zeb enters the ring to stand next to Swagger. Bram rolls out of the ring, as Swagger and Zeb stand in the ring, place their hands over their hearts, and shout “WE THE PEOPLE!” once more.
The show heads backstage, as Shane McMahon is sitting behind his desk in his office. Samoa Joe walks into the shot, and he doesn’t look happy. Shane looks up at him, not looking too pleased himself.
Shane McMahon: I hope this is good, Joe. You could have at least knocked before letting yourself in.
Samoa Joe: This is damn important Shane. Your the one evaluating performances and deciding who gets to challenge for the USA-W Championship. How are you supposed to evaluate me if I’m not competing?
Shane McMahon: Joe, there’s only so much I can fit onto one show. You have nothing to worry about. There’s still time between now and Brutality. In fact, I’m planning out some matches for next week’s show, and I have you pencilled in for the main event.
Samoa Joe: That’s the best decision you could have made, Shane. Make sure you watch my match, because I’m going to be in that Championship match.
Joe then turns around and goes to leave, seemingly pleased.
Shane: Wait, Joe! Don’t you want to know who your going to be facing?
Joe stops and turns around, curious.
Shane: Joe, next week, you’ll be facing someone you know very well. None other than “Glorious” Bobby Roode.
Joe gives a smirk, then leaves Shane’s office. Shane sits back down, as the show goes to commercial.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Cathy Kelly is shown backstage, with a microphone in hand.
Cathy Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, Rusev and Lana.
Rusev and Lana walk into the shot, as Rusev looks out of shot, Lana looks directly at Cathy.
Cathy Kelly: Rusev, how do you feel about the possibility of competing for the USA-W Championship at Brutality?
Rusev doesn’t react to the question, but Lana grabs the microphone away from Cathy Kelly and begins talking.
Lana: Rusev does not like being a member of a company that represents the United States. Rusev feels that these ungrateful Americans don’t deserve to have him represent their country. However, Rusev does like the idea of becoming the first USA-W Champion. And when he does, he will not represent the United States. He will represent his homeland of Bulgaria. As for tonight, Rusev will face an unworthy American, Zack Ryder. Rusev will do what he doest best to Zack Ryder, and CRUSH him!
Lana and Rusev then leave, leaving Cathy Kelly alone.
The view changes to a black, smoky room. Bray Wyatt appears on screen, with a smirk on his face.
Bray Wyatt: Seth, tonight, you will be walking into my playground. Tonight, you will enter my domain. Seth Rollins, tonight, you’ll lose any hope you had of being a champion again, when I defeat you. You cannot defeat me, Seth. You cannot defeat a monster. You cannot defeat Bray Wyatt! I will leave nothing left of you Seth, on my way to the place I deserve to be. The top. Run.
The camera cuts to black again, as the view returns to ringside.
Jim Ross: Bray Wyatt is not messing around tonight. He wants to be the USA-W Champion, and won’t let anyone stop him.
Jerry Lawler: He’s one scary dude, that’s for sure. I may not like Seth Rollins, but I feel bad for anyone that has to step in the ring with him.
Jim Ross: Still to come later tonight, folks, John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan in out main event. We have word that Cathy Kelly will be interviewing John Cena later tonight. But right now, we move on to another match, between Baron Corbin and Chris Adonis.
>>MASTERPIECE<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 265 pounds, “The Masterpiece” Chris Adonis!
Jim Ross: Chris Adonis, the man known as The Masterpiece, is one intimidating sight, isn’t he?
Jerry Lawler: He sure is, JR. You and I have called this man’s matches in the past, and no one was able to escape his Master Lock, a move he now calls the Adonis Lock. It took a real feat of strength to escape that submission hold, and that isn’t any different now.
Adonis walks out onto the stage, and drops to a knee at the top. He flexes his muscles, before standing back up and waking down the ramp. At the bottom of the ramp, he flexes one of his arms, before climbing up onto the apron and stepping into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, flexes both his arms, then turns and leans back into the corner, waiting for his opponent.
>>NEW RULES<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! From Kansas City, weighing in at 275 pounds, “The Lone Wolf” Baron Corbin!
Jim Ross; Meanwhile, Baron Corbin is someone who has come on in recent years. He’s risen to the top quicker than most people have.
Jerry Lawler: Baron Corbin is the kind of guy you don’t want to meet in a dark alley, or even a light alley! He’s 6’8”, and was an offensive lineman on the NFL. That takes some serious strength. He’s one of the few men on the planet I could see breaking that Adonis Lock.
The lights fade, as Corbin’s theme starts. Corbin walks out into a spotlight, stretching his arms to both sides. The lights come back on, as Corbin starts to walk down the ramp. He climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring. He stares over at Chris Adonis, as he stretches his arms out again. He then backs into the opposite corner, as the ref calls for the bell.
Baron Corbin vs. Chris Adonis
-The match starts pretty evenly, with a test of strength. Neither man is able to get the advantage, but Corbin kicks Adonis in the gut to get the upperhand.
-Baron Corbin dominates Adonis for much of the match, but Adonis does work his way back into the match.
-Adonis tries multiple times to lock in the Adonis Lock, but Corbin breaks it before it can be locked in fully.
-Baron Corbin def. Chris Adonis, after once again getting out of the Adonis Lock before its locked in with a low blow, out of the referee’s vision, followed by an End of Days.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Baron Corbin!
Jim Ross: What a despicable way to win. This was a great match right down until the end, and it was ruined by that low blow.
Jerry Lawler: It just goes to show, Baron Corbin will do anything to win, and he doesn’t care what anyone thinks about it.
Corbin stands up over Adonis after the match, and poses in the ring, with a smirk on his face. He raises an arm in the air, before leaving the ring, as Adonis is checked on by the referee.
-Baron Corbin dominates Adonis for much of the match, but Adonis does work his way back into the match.
-Adonis tries multiple times to lock in the Adonis Lock, but Corbin breaks it before it can be locked in fully.
-Baron Corbin def. Chris Adonis, after once again getting out of the Adonis Lock before its locked in with a low blow, out of the referee’s vision, followed by an End of Days.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Baron Corbin!
Jim Ross: What a despicable way to win. This was a great match right down until the end, and it was ruined by that low blow.
Jerry Lawler: It just goes to show, Baron Corbin will do anything to win, and he doesn’t care what anyone thinks about it.
Corbin stands up over Adonis after the match, and poses in the ring, with a smirk on his face. He raises an arm in the air, before leaving the ring, as Adonis is checked on by the referee.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
>>BURBANK<<
Jim Ross: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. James Ellsworth is making his way to the ring at the moment. What do you think of this kid King?
Jerry Lawler: James Ellsworth has a lot of spirit, that’s for sure! He just doesn’t have much of anything else going in his favor.
Ellsworth comes out onto the stage with a microphone in hand, and doesn’t waste much time getting to the ring. He walks up the steps and steps in, then immediately starts talking as he paces around.
James Ellsworth: I demand that Shane McMahon comes out to this ring right now! I need to talk to him, and this is something that the whole world needs to hear!
Ellsworth stands in the ring, waiting for Shane. After a small wait, Ellsworth gets impatient.
James Ellsworth: All right. If you won’t come out here, I’ll just talk, and you’ll listen! Shane, I demand that you sign my homegirl Carmella to a contract! She deserves more than to just sit at home without a job! She is the most talented woman in the world! You need to sign her, right now!
>>WORLDS APART<<
Fans cheer as the theme of Sami Zayn comes on in the arena. Sami walks out onto the stage with a microphone, and talks as he makes his way down the ramp.
Sami Zayn: James, with all due respect, Shane McMahon has so many more important things to worry about than your complaints. He has to decide who will be competing for the USA-W Championship at Brutality, with very little time to do so. So I suggest you head up that ramp and to the back, because no one hear wants to hear you whine.
Zayn now steps into the ring and comes face to face with Ellsworth. Ellsworth, though showing some fear in his face doesn’t step down.
James Ellsworth: Come on Sami! Do you really think your in a place to be ordering me around? I bet I could beat you in 10 seconds flat!
Sami Zayn looks bewildered, with a huge smile on his face?
Sami Zayn: Really? Do you really want to make that bet?
James Ellsworth: Yeah, I do!
Zayn laughs, then looks right at Ellsworth.
Sami Zayn: Alright! Let’s get a ref out here, let’s do this!
A ref comes out from the back and slides into the ring, as Ellsworth begins to back away.
James Ellsworth: Wait, I’m not prepared… I need to get ready!
The ref calls for the bell, and Sami runs straight forward and hits Ellsworth with the Helluva Kick. Ellsworth slumps down onto the mat, as Sami pins, and gets the 3 count.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Sami Zayn!
Zayn’s theme begins to play, and Sami just looks down at Ellsworth with a smile. He then leaves the ring, with an unconscious Ellsworth being checked on by medical personnel.
Jim Ross: Sami Zayn took care of Ellsworth in quick fashion! I’m getting word that Sami won that match in 7 seconds.
Jerry Lawler: Well, Ellsworth talked a big game, but couldn’t keep up with it. Sami beat him in under 10 seconds!
The show shifts backstage, as we see Damien Sandow. He’s looking directly into the camera, wearing his blue robes, and ready to enlighten!
Damien Sandow: Salutations, wrestling connoisseurs. You all know me, as Damien Sandow. However, you may choose to remember me as a lackey, nothing more than a stooge. I assure you, the days of “Damien Mizdow” are long gone, and have been replaced by the second coming of the Age of Enlightenment. And with the Age of Enlightenment, comes a renewed passion. I promise you this, Damien Sandow will get back to where he once was.
Sandow smiles, as the screen fades to black.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
A vignette plays, hyping the debut of “The King of Strong Style” Shinsuke Nakamura, in two weeks time.
>>WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! First, from Long Island, weighing in at 224 pounds, Zack Ryder!
Jim Ross: Zack Ryder is one of the most talented men we have here in USA-W, but he’ll face a stiff test against Rusev.
Jerry Lawler: That’s right. Rusev is probably the most dominant man to ever step foot in a wrestling ring! Ryder will have to pull something out of his bag of tricks to get the job done here tonight.
Ryder rushes out onto the stage, with a huge smile on his face. He puts the “L.I.” hand symbol in the air, then starts walking down the ramp, high fiving fans on the way down. He climbs onto the apron, and then on to the second rope, and throws up the “L.I.” again. Ryder jumps off the ropes, into the ring, and backs into the corner, testing the ropes.
>>RUSEV MACHKA<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! being accompanied to the ring by “The Ravishing Russian” Lana. from Bulgaria, weighing in at 138 kilos, “The Bulgarian Brute” Rusev!
Jim Ross: Rusev may not like being in USA-W, but he has a shot to earn himself a USA-W Championship match here tonight!
Jerry Lawler: Isn’t Lana just amazing, JR?
Jim Ross: You’re not even paying attention!
Rusev rushes out onto the stage, and stops down, as Lana trails behind. Rusev screams out “MACHKA!” Lana stands next to Rusev, then points down into the ring at Ryder, and yells “CRUSH!” Rusev makes his way to the ring, Lana not far behind, looking determined. Rusev walks up the steps and steps into the ring, and heads right for Ryder. The ref holds Rusev back, as Lana takes her place at ringside. Rusev is backed into the corner, as the ref calls for the bell.
Zack Ryder vs. Rusev w/ Lana
-Zack Ryder tries to get the advantage early, but Rusev shuts him down quickly.
-Rusev looks to finish things early with the Accolade, but Ryder slips out and is able to hit the Rough Ryder, pinning for 2.
-Zack Ryder doesn’t get much more offense in in the match, as Rusev dominates the rest of the way.
-Rusev def. Zack Ryder with the Accolade
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Rusev!
Rusev keeps the Accolade in on Ryder, as the ref tries to pull Rusev off, threatening to overturn the decision. Lana enters the ring and tells Rusev to stop. Rusev lets go of the Accolade and stands over Ryder, raising his arms in the air, and yelling out in victory.
-Rusev looks to finish things early with the Accolade, but Ryder slips out and is able to hit the Rough Ryder, pinning for 2.
-Zack Ryder doesn’t get much more offense in in the match, as Rusev dominates the rest of the way.
-Rusev def. Zack Ryder with the Accolade
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Rusev!
Rusev keeps the Accolade in on Ryder, as the ref tries to pull Rusev off, threatening to overturn the decision. Lana enters the ring and tells Rusev to stop. Rusev lets go of the Accolade and stands over Ryder, raising his arms in the air, and yelling out in victory.
The Revival are shown backstage, as they look into the camera.
Scott Dawson: There are a few guys out there who would have you believe that they are the best tag team in the world. These guys think they’re “Too Sweet,” and they like to throw around #FTR.
Dash Wilder: When you try to find the best tag team in the world, look no further than the Top Guys, Scott Dawson, and Dash Wilder.
Scott Dawson: We’ve beaten each and every team that we have faced, from The Vaudevillians, to the Hardy Boys, there isn’t a single team that we’ve stepped in the ring with and haven’t beaten.
Dash Wilder: And rest assured, if we were invited to a “Superkick Party,” it’d turn into a Top Guy Tango.
Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder: We are, FOREVER, The Revival!
The screen fades away, to show Cathy Kelly for the second time in the night.
Cathy Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, John Cena!
John Cena walks into the shot with a huge smile on his face.
Cathy Kelly: John, later tonight, you’ll be facing Daniel Bryan, who’ll be competing in the ring for the first time in almost 2 full years.
John Cena: That’s right, Cathy. Tonight, the fans will have a reason to chant “YES!” They’ll finally be able to see one of their all time favorites back in the ring. I have all the respect in the world for Daniel Bryan, and I have to say, I don’t agree with what Seth Rollins said earlier tonight. Daniel Bryan is one of the toughest men I have ever stepped into the ring against, and is one of the few people who can say they’ve beaten John Cena without any outside help. But that doesn’t mean that tonight, I’m going to go easy on him. I’m chasing history, Cathy! I am a 16 Time World Champion, and I have a shot at making it 17, in just 3 weeks. And in order to get that shot, I need to win tonight, and put on the best performance I possibly can. So, Daniel Bryan, I hope you’re listening. Don’t go easy on me, because if you do, I will take advantage.
Cena then walks off, leaving Cathy Kelly confused.
Jim Ross: John Cena is more serious now than I’ve ever seen him.
Jerry Lawler: You said it. He really wants to break Ric Flair’s record of 16 World Titles, and it seems like he won’t stop until he’s done it.
Jim Ross: Well ladies and gentlemen, don’t go anywhere, because next, we’ve got tag team action! Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel take on the reunited Lucha Dragons!
>>OUTCAST<<
Tony Chimel: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 462 pounds, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel!
Jim Ross: Both of these men are third generation talent, and will look to take their wrestling blood to the top.
Jerry Lawler: I knew both of their fathers years ago. Bo’s father is IRS, who was of course aligned with Ted DiBiase. Meanwhile, Curtis Axel’s father is none other than the legendary “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig! Both were very talented, and these two are as well!
Dallas and Axel both come out onto the stage, and pose next to each other. Axel hypes Dallas up, and they start making their way to the ring. Bo walks up the steps, as Axel climbs onto the apron, and they enter the ring at the same time. They both pose again, and back into their corner, waiting for their opponents.
>>LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!<<
Tony Chimel: The their opponents! At a combined weight of 375 pounds, “The Lucha Dragons,” Sin Cara and Kalisto!
Jim Ross: These two are highly talented luchador wrestlers, and are former NXT Tag Team Champions!
Jerry Lawler: Not since Rey Mysterio have I seen a luchador as talented as these two! They work perfectly together, and they’re exciting to watch!
The Lucha Dragons come out onto the stage and do their “Lucha!” dance together. Kalisto then runs down the ramp and jumps over the top rope, and poses in the ring. Sin Cara follows him, jumping over the top rope and posing behind Kalisto. They then perform the “Lucha!” dance again, and make their way into the opposite corner of Dallas and Axel.
Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel vs. The Lucha Dragons
-Dallas and Kalisto start the match, as Dallas uses his strength advantage to get the upperhand early.
-Dallas and Axel use constant tags to stay fresh, cutting off Kalisto from Sin Cara.
-Kalisto fights his way back to get the hot tag in to Sin Cara.
-The Lucha Dragons def. Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel after Sin Cara pins Curtis Axel after a Dragon Bomb.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Sin Cara and Kalisto, The Lucha Dragons!
The Lucha Dragons celebrate their victory in the ring, but Dallas and Axel attack them from behind. They stomp The Lucha Dragons down, before standing over them, feeling victorious.
-Dallas and Axel use constant tags to stay fresh, cutting off Kalisto from Sin Cara.
-Kalisto fights his way back to get the hot tag in to Sin Cara.
-The Lucha Dragons def. Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel after Sin Cara pins Curtis Axel after a Dragon Bomb.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Sin Cara and Kalisto, The Lucha Dragons!
The Lucha Dragons celebrate their victory in the ring, but Dallas and Axel attack them from behind. They stomp The Lucha Dragons down, before standing over them, feeling victorious.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Coming back from commercial, Shane McMahon is once again shown in his office, sitting behind his desk. A knock is heard at the door, as Sami Zayn pokes his head in.
Sami Zayn: You wanted to see me, sir?
Shane McMahon: Yes, please come in Sami.
Sami walks into the office and closes the door, as he sits across from Shane.
Shane McMahon: First, I want to congratulate you on that impressive performance earlier tonight.
Sami Zayn: Thank you sir! Granted, it’s never been a challenge to take out James Ellsworth.
Shane McMahon: Nevertheless, there is a reason I wanted to see you, besides congratulating you. Now, I’m sure after that performance, you were thinking that your standings for a shot at the USA-W Championship skyrocketed.
Sami Zayn: After what I did, it’s pretty obvious to me.
Shane McMahon: Well, unfortunately, Sami, that’s not the case. You see, your “match” against James Ellsworth was not officially sanctioned, so while the performance was impressive, I cannot use it to determine your ranking for a title shot.
Sami Zayn: Shane, with all due respect, I think your making the wrong choice. Even if the match wasn’t sanctioned, a USA-W referee called for the bell, and counted the pin. It was a match, and I won.
Shane McMahon: That doesn’t change the fact that I did not have your name, nor James Ellsworth’s name, signed on a contract. I will, however, give you an official match, next week. Next week, Sami, you will be going one on one, with Wade Barrett.
Sami Zayn: Well Shane, if my match earlier wasn’t official, I’ll just do to Barrett what I did to Ellsworth. Then, you’ll have to put me in that USA-W Championship match.
Shane McMahon: We’ll see about that, Sami. Thank you for stopping by.
Shane and Sami both stand up, and shake hands. Sami then leaves Shane’s office, looking disappointed.
Seth Rollins is shown backstage, walking towards the ring for his match. Cathy Kelly approaches him from out of screen, as Rollins looks annoyed.
Cathy Kelly: Seth, coming up next, you’ll be in the ring against Bray Wyatt…
Seth Rollins: That’s right, Cathy. And I’m going to show the world that Daniel Bryan is wrong. There isn’t another person on the planet that deserves to be a World Champion more than I do. I have fought and clawed from the bottom to get where I am, and I was never forced into retirement. Daniel Bryan thinks he can walk back into the ring and be handed a title match. I’ll take Bray Wyatt, pound him into nothing, and then walk into Brutality with a Championship match, and walk out the first USA-W Champion!
Rollins turns and walks off, as the show goes back to commercial.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
>>BURN IT DOWN<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Davenport, Iowa, weighing in at 217 pounds, “The Kingslayer” Seth Rollins!
Jim Ross: Seth Rollins had some very choice words for Daniel Bryan earlier tonight.
Jerry Lawler: He really did, but he’s one of those guys that can back up what he says in the ring. If he says he’s going to be the USA-W Champion, I’m inclined to believe him.
Rollins walks out onto the stage and looks around the arena, with a scowl on his face. He pounds his chest and shakes his head, before throwing his arm forward, and walking down the ramp. Rollins walks up the steel steps and climbs up onto the second rope. He looks out into the crowd, before jumping into the ring. Rollins stands in the middle of the ring and spreads his arms to his sides, before backing into the corner.
>>LIVE IN FEAR<<
Tony Chimel: And the opponent! From Snake Bight, Florida, weighing in at 285 pounds, Bray Wyatt!
Jim Ross: Bray Wyatt strikes fear into every individual he comes across.
Jerry Lawler: Just the way he presents himself, and the things he preaches about, he is one scary man.
The lights go out in the arena, as smoke fills the area. Bray Wyatt walks out onto the stage, with a lantern in hand. He smiles, and chuckles, before going straight faced again, and slowly walking down the ramp. Wyatt walks up the steps and steps through the ropes, into the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, and raises the lantern up. He blows the lantern out, and the lights return in the arena. Wyatt looks over to Rollins, who is standing outside the ring, and invites him in. Rollins climbs onto the apron, and hesitantly enters the ring.
Seth Rollins vs. Bray Wyatt
-Bray Wyatt works slow with Rollins, keeping him on the ground and away from the turnbuckles.
-Rollins makes a huge comeback, taking the advantage away from Bray Wyatt and keeping it for most of the match.
-Wyatt counters a Curb Stomp and hits Rollins with a Sister Abigail, but Rollins gets his foot on the rope after a count of 2.
-Seth Rollins def. Bray Wyatt with a Curb Stomp.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Seth Rollins!
Rollins stands up in the ring after the match, yelling down at Wyatt that he’s “The Man!” Rollins then goes to the corner and climbs onto the second rope, raising his arms in the air, then spreading them to his sides.
-Rollins makes a huge comeback, taking the advantage away from Bray Wyatt and keeping it for most of the match.
-Wyatt counters a Curb Stomp and hits Rollins with a Sister Abigail, but Rollins gets his foot on the rope after a count of 2.
-Seth Rollins def. Bray Wyatt with a Curb Stomp.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Seth Rollins!
Rollins stands up in the ring after the match, yelling down at Wyatt that he’s “The Man!” Rollins then goes to the corner and climbs onto the second rope, raising his arms in the air, then spreading them to his sides.
Cathy Kelly is shown backstage, with a smile on her face.
Cathy Kelly: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, “Glorious” Bobby Roode!
Bobby Roode walks into the shot with a smile on his face.
Cathy Kelly: Bobby, next week, you step into the ring with Samoa Joe, a man you’ve known for many years now. Do you feel knowing him so well gives you an advantage?
Bobby: Samoa Joe may be a Destroyer, he may be the most intimidating man I have ever seen. But, he is not invulnerable. Samoa Joe-
Suddenly, Samoa Joe comes from behind Roode and attacks. He knocks him down with a double axe handle, then stomps away on him. Joe drops down to his knees and plants some punches into Roode’s head. Finally, Joe locks the Coquina Clutch in on Roode. Backstage officials rush to the scene, and try to pull Joe off Roode. Joe keeps the Clutch on, until Roode passes out. Joe lets go, and the officials try to push him back. Joe yells at Roode, before walking off.
In the modeling and fashionista industry, outfit based offenses are considered especially repulsive. In USA Wrestling, dedicated garment gumshoes who investigate these faux pas’ are members of an elite squad known as “The Fashion Police.”
These are their stories.
FASHION FILES
Tyler Breeze is seen looking over in a manilla folder, labeled “Big Case.” The bulletin board to his left has multiple pictures, all labeled. On the board, there are multiple pictures, all labeled. A picture of Damien Sandow is labeled “Miz-No!” Daniel Bryan is labeled “The GOAT.” Bobby Roode is labeled “Glorious.” Bret Hart is labeled “4/10.” Finally, the logos of the other three This. Is. Wrestling. companies are labeled “Out of Our Jurisdiction.” He slams it down, looking frustrated. Inside is shown to be a single picture of James Ellsworth.
Tyler Breeze: This one’s got me, ‘Dango. I don’t see any way to fix this one!
The camera zooms out, and Fandango is shown, standing up on the opposite side of the table from Breeze, leaning on the wall with his hand, and looking at the bulletin board. Fandango pushes his sunglasses down and looks over at Tyler Breeze, then picks up the case file. After a few seconds, he just laughs and tosses it back on the table.
Fandango: This one’s simple, Breeze. What is the first rule of fashion?
Tyler Breeze: Navy goes with everything?
Fandango: No, the other first rule.
Tyler Breeze: A beard goes a long way?
Fandango: No, the other first rule.
Tyler Breeze: There’s no such thing as too many socks?
Fandango: No, the other first rule.
Tyler Breeze: Dress for success?
Fandango: Exactly!
Tyler Breeze: Of course! I was looking at it all wrong! I was only trying to fix small things about this, but he needs a complete 180! You’re a genius, ‘Dango!
Fandango: It’s all in a day’s work, Breeze.
Tyler Breeze: Now that that’s solved, it’s time for my next big case!
Breeze sits back down and pulls out a second manilla folder, labeled “Next Big Case.” Inside is a picture of Brock Lesnar.
Tyler Breeze: Looks like I’ll have to cross departmental lines for this one!
Breeze looks at the picture of Lesnar, as the view fades out.
FASHION FILES
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
A vignette plays, hyping Kurt Angle’s debut in USA Wrestling next week.
>>MY TIME IS NOW<<
Tony Chimel: The following match is the main event of the evening, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, weighing in at 251 pounds, he is a 16 time World Champion, John Cena!
Jim Ross: Here comes John Cena, a man who is looking to break an all time record in 3 weeks, and become a 17 time World Champion! But first, he has to get past Daniel Bryan tonight, and impress Shane McMahon.
Jerry Lawler: Impressing Shane McMahon won’t be hard for John Cena, he’s made a career out of impressive performances. The tough part will be getting by Bryan, who despite being retired for two years, is more determined than ever to get to the top of the mountain.
Cena runs out onto the stage, wearing USA inspired gear, as he looks around in the crowd. He gets a smile on his face, then looks into the camera, acknowledging his tough competition tonight. He then salutes, and runs down the stage, tossing his towel into the crowd. He slides into the ring and poses, before running off the ropes and tossing his hat into the crowd. He then stands in the ring, getting some final stretches in.
>>FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES<<
Tony Chimel: The the opponent! From Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, Daniel Bryan!
Jim Ross: The reception for Daniel Bryan is electric! There’s not a fan in this arena that isn’t chanting!
Jerry Lawler: This is what I was talking about earlier. No one that gets this kind of reaction can be called a nobody. Even if he is in Seth Rollins’ eyes, in the eyes of the people that matter, he’s #1!
Bryan comes out onto the stage to a huge explosion of “YES!” chants. He can’t help but smile, and begins changing along with the fans. Bryan makes his way down to the ring, and walk up the steps, climbing to the second rope. He leads the “YES!” chants, then jumps down into the ring. He extends his hand for Cena, who shakes it, before the match starts.
John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan
-Cena and Bryan size each other up, but Bryan gets the early advantage after a few well placed kicks to the legs.
-Bryan quickens the pace of the match, getting a flurry of offense in.
-Cena counters a Belly to Belly suplex with a few elbows to the head. Bryan staggers back and falls into the corner, and the ref checks on the woozy Bryan.
-After insisting that he’s OK to continue, Cena takes the advantage.
-Bryan counters an Attitude Adjustment by landing on his feet, and hits Cena with a running lariat.
-Daniel Bryan def. John Cena with a Running High Knee.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Daniel Bryan!
Bryan stands to celebrate the win, and the fans once again explode in “YES!” chants. Bryan climbs to the second rope and leads the chants, celebrating the win, all the while still holding his head in one hand.. John Cena begins to stand in the ring, as he puts his hands on his hips with a smile. Bryan gets off the ropes and turns around, seeing John Cena extend his hand. Bryan shakes Cena’s hand, and Cena raises Bryan’s arm in victory. Cena then leaves, allowing Bryan to celebrate. Bryan leads the “YES!” chants in the middle of the ring to end the show.
-Bryan quickens the pace of the match, getting a flurry of offense in.
-Cena counters a Belly to Belly suplex with a few elbows to the head. Bryan staggers back and falls into the corner, and the ref checks on the woozy Bryan.
-After insisting that he’s OK to continue, Cena takes the advantage.
-Bryan counters an Attitude Adjustment by landing on his feet, and hits Cena with a running lariat.
-Daniel Bryan def. John Cena with a Running High Knee.
Tony Chimel: The winner of this match, Daniel Bryan!
Bryan stands to celebrate the win, and the fans once again explode in “YES!” chants. Bryan climbs to the second rope and leads the chants, celebrating the win, all the while still holding his head in one hand.. John Cena begins to stand in the ring, as he puts his hands on his hips with a smile. Bryan gets off the ropes and turns around, seeing John Cena extend his hand. Bryan shakes Cena’s hand, and Cena raises Bryan’s arm in victory. Cena then leaves, allowing Bryan to celebrate. Bryan leads the “YES!” chants in the middle of the ring to end the show.