WWE 2006 - TEW '05 Diary

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This is a TEW '05 diary that starts in July 2006. I'll be rearranging the rosters to my liking and won't be doing ECW because you can only have up two brands on TEW '05. I'll make everything look pretty later.

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Champions

WWE Champion
Rob Van Dam

World Heavyweight Champion
Rey Mysterio

Intercontinental Champion
Johnny Nitro

United States Champion
Bobby Lashley

WWE Women's Champion
Mickie James

WWE Cruiserweight Champion
Gregory Helms

WWE Tag Team Champions
Vacant

World Tag Team Champions
Vacant

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Roster

RAW Roster
Armando Estrada
Balls Mahoney
Batista
Big Guido
Big Show
Bobby Lashley
Brian Kendrick
Burchill
Candice Michelle
Chris Benoit
Danny Doring
Edge
Eugene
Finleay
Francine
Funaki
Guido
Harry Smith
Jamie Noble
Jazz
Jillian Hall
Joey Mercury
Justin Credible
Kamala
Kane
Kid Kash
Mickie James
Mike Mizanin
Paul London
Psicosis
Rob Conway
Rob Van Dam
Sabu
Scotty 2 Hotty
Shawn Michaels
Snitsky
Super Crazy
The Boogeyman
Tony Mamaluke
Torrie Wilson
Trinity
Triple H
Vito

Smackdown Roster
Akio
Beth Phoenix
Booker T
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters
Colt Cabana
Gregory Helms
Gunner Scott
Jake
Jesse
John Cena
Johnny Nitro
Ken Kennedy
Kurt Angle
Lance Cade
Lita
Mark Henry
Matt Hardy
Melina
Michelle McCool
Mick Foley
Mike Knox
Randy Orton
Rey Mysterio
Sandman
Shelton Benjamin
Simon Dean
Sylvan
Test
The Great Khali
The Undertaker
Trevor Murdoch
Trish Stratus
Umaga
Val Venis
Victoria
Viscera
William Regal


Tag Teams and Stables
Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
Full Blooded Italians - Vito and Guido w/ Trinity
Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty
Gymini - Jesse and Jake
HooliganZ - Brian Kendrick and Paul London
Jamie Noble and Kid Kash
The Mexicools - Psicosis and Super Crazy
Val Venis and Viscera

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Monday Night RAW
Monday, Week 1, July 2006 at the Pepsi Arena in Albany, NY

Segment 1
Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring to make an announcement.

Paul Heyman: "Tonight, in this very ring, you will see Batista take on Kane in a #1 Contender's Match!"

B

Segment 2
HooliganZ defeated Full Blooded Italians in 8:10 when Paul London defeated Vito by pinfall with a Dropsault.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Unfortunately, this match had to contend with a restless crowd. Brian Kendrick is improving in Rumble skills. Brian Kendrick is improving in Technical skills. Paul London is improving in Rumble skills. Vito is improving in Technical skills. Vito is improving in Performance skills. Guido is improving in Performance skills.

C+

Segment 3
William Regal is show sitting down to read Eugene's book of war and peace but finds theres nothing but a comic book inside.

C+

Segment 4
Finlay defeated Bobby Lashley in 8:13 by count out.

The match suffered because there was not enough selling shown. The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Bobby Lashley is improving in Rumble skills. Bobby Lashley is improving in Performance skills.

B-

Segment 5
Big Show cuts a promo backstage. He goes on a ranting diatribe where he lets it be known how much he can not stand all of the children in the audience.
"Rotten snot nosed little punks. And they get in to see me at half cost? I demand that the prices be raised so that the little brats have to pay in full - just like everyone else! You know, I asked the wife the other night if we just couldn't get rid of our whelps. You know what she said? She said, 'How could you be so mean to people you don't even know?' HAHAHAHA!"

B-

Segment 6
Chris Benoit defeated Big Show in 13:16 by submission with a Crippler Crossface.

The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Big Show is improving in Rumble skills.

B

Segment 7
At ringside, Paul Heyman tells Rob Van Dam to join him in his quest to dominate the WWE.

Paul Heyman performed poorly in this segment. The performance of Rob Van Dam looked good. This segment lifted the crowd.

A

Segment 8
Rob Van Dam and Sabu defeated Edge and Joey Mercury in 8:57 when Rob Van Dam defeated Joey Mercury by pinfall with a Five Star Frog Splash.

The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Rob Van Dam is improving in Rumble skills. Rob Van Dam is improving in Technical skills. Rob Van Dam is improving in Flying skills. Rob Van Dam is improving in Performance skills. Sabu is improving in Technical skills. Edge is improving in Technical skills. Joey Mercury is improving in Rumble skills. Joey Mercury is improving in Performance skills.

B

Segment 9
Armando Alejandro Estrada is in the ring with Candice Michelle, Jillian Hall, Mickie James and Torrie Wilson. He leads them through a standard bikini contest - taking turns to wow the audience - before letting the crowd decide who wins. Candice Michelle is announced as the winner, which the other three look very unhappy about.

Armando Alejandro Estrada did not come out of this looking good. Mickie James looked good. Candice Michelle is developing better performance skills. Jillian Hall is learning to show more charisma. Torrie Wilson is developing better performance skills.

B-

Segment 10
Shawn Michaels defeated William Regal in 15:28 by pinfall with a Sweet Chin Music.

Shawn Michaels looked good out there. This match lifted the crowd. Shawn Michaels is improving in Rumble skills.

A*

Segment 11
Mickie James has a microphone, and tears into Jillian Hall, telling her that she is going to get easily beaten in their upcoming match.

This segment suffered as it came across as a let-down after the previous segment. This segment benefitted greatly from a hot crowd.

B-

Segment 12
Mickie James defeated Jillian Hall in 2:54 by pinfall with a Mick Kick.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. This match benefitted greatly from a hot crowd. Jillian Hall is improving in Rumble skills. Jillian Hall is improving in Performance skills.

C+

Segment 13
Eugene defeated Jamie Noble in 5:49 by pinfall with a Stunner.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Eugene is improving in Flying skills. Eugene is improving in Performance skills. Jamie Noble is improving in Technical skills. Jamie Noble is improving in Performance skills.

C+

Segment 14
Harry Smith is in the ring. He reveals the shocking truth: Tatanka is really his father!

This segment brought the crowd's mood down.

C-

Segment 15
Kane defeated Batista in 11:56 by pinfall with a Chokeslam.

The lack of psychology shown really hurt this match. This match lifted the crowd. Kane is improving in Rumble skills. Kane is improving in Performance skills. Batista is improving in Technical skills.

B+

Segment 16
Kane is celebrating his victory in the ring. Rob Van Dam runs in and attacks, taking Kane out with a series of kicks.

The RVD vs Kane storyline has continued with this segment. This segment lifted the crowd.

A

End of Show

B-

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Friday Night SmackDown
Friday, Week 1 of July 2006 at the HSBC Arena in the Buffalo, NY.

Segment 1
John Cena has an interview in which he taunts Booker and Mysterio about their World Championship match tonight.

Unfortunately, this segment had to contend with a restless crowd. This segment lifted the crowd.

A

Segment 2
Gregory Helms defeated Charlie Haas in 6:58 by pinfall by using underhanded tactics.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Gregory Helms is improving in Rumble skills. Charlie Haas is improving in Rumble skills. Charlie Haas is improving in Flying skills.

C+

Segment 3
On this week's 'Ask Carlito', Carlito fields another round of questions from frustrated housewives concerning the uncool people in their lives.

This segment lifted the crowd.
B+

Segment 4
Trish Stratus and Beth Phoenix defeated Lita and Victoria in 8:39 when Trish Stratus defeated Lita by pinfall with a Stratusfaction.

Lita seemed off her game tonight. The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Lita is improving in Rumble skills. Lita is improving in Performance skills. Trish Stratus is improving in Flying skills. Beth Phoenix is improving in Rumble skills. Beth Phoenix is improving in Technical skills. Beth Phoenix is improving in Performance skills.

C

Segment 5
Ken Kennedy bursts into Eric Bischoff 's office and demands to face Johnny Nitro for his title... Eric Bischoff tells Mr. Kennedy that he has to face Chris Masters first and if he wins he gets his title shot.

The performance of Eric Bischoff looked good.

C+

Segment 6
Carlito defeated Matt Striker in 8:41 by pinfall with a That's Not Cool.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Carlito is improving in Flying skills.

B-

Segment 7
Kurt Angle is in the ring with a microphone. He claims that he is so good that he cannot be defeated by anyone, and so he is making an open challenge for any wrestler on the roster to face him in a singles match.

This segment lifted the crowd.

A*

Segment 8
Kurt Angle defeated The Great Khali in 3:41 by submission with an Ankle Lock.

The match suffered because there was not enough selling shown. Kurt Angle came out of the match looking good. This match lifted the crowd. The Great Khali is improving in Rumble skills. The Great Khali is improving in Performance skills.

A

Segment 9
After his match, Kurt Angle gets on the mic and challenges The Undertaker to a match, The Undertaker doesn't respond Angle goes looking for him.

This segment lifted the crowd.

A

Segment 10
Umaga defeated Akio in 1:23 by pinfall with a Samoan Spike.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. This match suffered as it came across as a let-down after the previous segment. This match benefitted greatly from a hot crowd. This match brought the crowd's mood down. Umaga is improving in Performance skills. Akio is improving in Rumble skills.

C-

Segment 11
Akio is being attacked by Umaga in the ring after the match. Seeing the assault, Mark Henry comes running in and chases Umaga off, saving Akio from a serious beating.

This segment benefitted greatly from a hot crowd. The Umaga vs Mark Henry storyline has continued with this segment.

C

Segment 12
Ken Kennedy drew with Chris Masters in 7:57 following a double disqualification.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Ken Kennedy is improving in Performance skills. Chris Masters is improving in Rumble skills. Chris Masters is improving in Performance skills.

C+

Segment 13
Lita stands in the ring, looking absolutely ravishing. She calls out Matt Hardy, saying that she has something important to discuss with him. M. Hardy comes out and Lita behaves like she is going to seduce him right there in the ring. That's when Randy Orton leaps out of the crowd and attacks Matt Hardy!

Matt Hardy was very underwhelming. The Orton vs Hardy storyline has continued with this segment.

B

Segment 14
Orton & Nitro defeated Val Venis and Viscera in 9:28 when Randy Orton defeated Viscera by pinfall while using the ropes for leverage.

The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. The performance of Randy Orton stood out as being good. Johnny Nitro is improving in Rumble skills. Johnny Nitro is improving in Technical skills. Randy Orton is improving in Technical skills. Val Venis is improving in Rumble skills. Viscera is improving in Rumble skills. Viscera is improving in Performance skills.

B-

Segment 15
The announcers put over the fact that we'll be seeing Rey Mysterio take on Booker T and John Cena in a triangle match.

This segment lifted the crowd.

B+

Segment 16
Booker T defeated Rey Mysterio and John Cena in 16:31 when Booker T defeated John Cena by pinfall with a Scissors Kick. Booker T wins the WWE World Heavyweight title.

The Mysterio vs Booker storyline has continued with this match. This match lifted the crowd. Rey Mysterio is improving in Rumble skills. Rey Mysterio is improving in Technical skills. John Cena is improving in Rumble skills. John Cena is improving in Technical skills. John Cena is improving in Performance skills.

A

End of Show

B+

[Cole]

You know you're doing something right when Angle vs Khali is just as good at Booker T vs Rey Mysterio vs John Cena

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I'd continue this but TEW 13 is calling my name.