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Post by SP on Jan 31, 2015 21:06:55 GMT -5
You have to remember that Mr. T and his Mama are too already in the WSE HoNDPoS.
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Post by Joey on Jan 31, 2015 21:53:26 GMT -5
You have to remember that Mr. T and his Mama are too already in the WSE HoNDPoS. But this is Shelton Benjamin's Mamma
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Post by SP on Jan 31, 2015 23:43:43 GMT -5
You have to remember that Mr. T and his Mama are too already in the WSE HoNDPoS. But this is Shelton Benjamin's Mamma Yes, but only one big black mama can stand.
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Post by Joey on Feb 8, 2015 14:31:57 GMT -5
World Sports Entertainment is not in the least proud to introduce the second inductee into the WSE Hall of Non-Deserving Pieces of Shit... Carlito's... Apple
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Post by Joey on Feb 9, 2015 20:25:08 GMT -5
World Sports Entertainment is not in the least proud to introduce the third inductee into the WSE Hall of Non-Deserving Pieces of Shit... Katie Vick
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Post by Joey on Apr 2, 2015 13:48:03 GMT -5
WSE Sweaty Men Going Fast and Hard James Boner Licker, 5 Time and Vintage! welcome us to the shittiest and most useless pay-per-view on the Road to the Sports Entertainment's Not Super Bowl.
In the first shitfest of the evening, Big Boobs Bella defeats Likes Cats to retain her Bathroom Break Belt. She won the match by smashing Likes Cats' skull in with her gigantic tits. Nobody cared as they had all vacated the arena.
Backstage we see Stephanie Triple Hson and Triple H McMahon laughing maniacally for presumably no reason until it zooms in on the TV monitor to show that they are watching South Park. Cartman chimes in by saying what the fuck dude. Triple H McMahon notices the cameraman and throws a sledgehammer at him.
Back in the ring, SETH is strung up on a pole and the string rides up his ass almost cutting him in half. Weird Transvestite Guy and Gay Black Dude fight and Gay Black Dude whips after choking him out with his lizard (penis) and grabbing SETH by the cock and pulling him down from the pole.
Libertarian Glenn invades the arena and begins talking about taxes again. Old Woman McMahon comes out and tells Glenn that he will have to pay taxes because she ran for Congress like 6 years ago. Libertarian Glenn whips out his dick and slaps Old Woman McMahon with it and cameras cut to Old Guy McMahon who is surprisingly not dying but rather jerking off.
Old Noodle Hair w/Noodle Hair fought against Road Agent in one of the worst matches of all time because these guys should have retired years ago. Old Noodle Hair won after Noodle Hair threw a cup of steaming Ramen in Road Agent's face.
Up next would see The Samoan Brothers defending their titles against Adam Drug Doer and Ginger. Adam Drug Doer and Ginger would be victorious and win the Two Guys Belt after Adam Drug Doer lit up a joint and they passed it around until Samoan Brother #1 got so high that he passed out and Ginger pinned him.
Before the main event, 5 Time plugged KFC once again even though they weren't even a sponsor and Vintage! screamed "VINTAGE" a bunch of times about nothing in particular.
The next match was for the Main Event Belt/The Battle of the Bellas 2 which saw John Bella and Daniel Bella wrestle against one another. Johnny Danceman interfered and danced his foot (quite literally) up John Bella's ass. Danceman removed his foot, no firmly cemented in shit, and Daniel Bella made John Bella tap out to the Crippler Crossface Yes Lock.
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Post by Cole on Sept 23, 2015 17:47:05 GMT -5
Return September 2k15?
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Post by Joey on Sept 23, 2015 20:24:36 GMT -5
I actually legit was reading through this yesterday and probably will TBQFH
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Post by Cole on Jan 8, 2016 1:20:43 GMT -5
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Post by Joey on Jan 8, 2016 8:11:12 GMT -5
It's cumming...
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Post by SP on Jan 8, 2016 14:20:37 GMT -5
Yaaaaaas
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