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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:02:51 GMT -5
Val Venis walks around the arena naked. "Good lord man would you put some pants on!" Val "Penis" turns around to see none other than the boss himself Shane McMahon headed his way.
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:07:26 GMT -5
Finn raised a suspicious eye at Paul as Paul shook his head denying the entire thing. Finn looked away from Paul and looked to Bubba Ray with a big smirk.
Finn Balor: "Even if that story is true Bubba... the real question is why did you get a man drunk and take him to a gay bar?" Bubba Ray: "Well you see Shark Finn, I agreed to take him out to get drinks, he got drunk and on the way to the cab he say this place across the street and wanted to go, I knew it was a gay bar because the people going in and out were obviously gay so I said sure. So we went and I paid for EVERYTHING. You remember right Paulie? The lap dance you got!" Now Paul Heyman gets insulted pointing a finger at Bubba Ray.
Paul Heyman: "That never happened! I never got no damn lap dance in no gay bar! I am Paul Heyman, I am the man who gave you a career so you need to learn some respect of just FUCK... OFF!"
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Post by Joey on Apr 24, 2015 0:08:26 GMT -5
Val Venis walks around the arena naked. "Good lord man would you put some pants on!" Val "Penis" turns around to see none other than the boss himself Shane McMahon headed his way.Val's penis flops around as he turns. Val Venis: Shane! Good to see you again! Val goes in for a hug.
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:11:54 GMT -5
"Good lord man would you put some pants on!" Val "Penis" turns around to see none other than the boss himself Shane McMahon headed his way.Val's penis flops around as he turns. Val Venis: Shane! Good to see you again! Val goes in for a hug. Shane does his best to dodge the penis as he awkwardly patted Val on the back.
Shane McMahon: "It's is good to see you again as well Val, but at the moment I am seeing a little to much of you. [Shane covers his eyes.] Mind putting on a towel?"
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Post by Joey on Apr 24, 2015 0:15:34 GMT -5
Val's penis flops around as he turns. Val Venis: Shane! Good to see you again! Val goes in for a hug. Shane does his best to dodge the penis as he awkwardly patted Val on the back.
Shane McMahon: "It's is good to see you again as well Val, but at the moment I am seeing a little to much of you. [Shane covers his eyes.] Mind putting on a towel?" Val grabs a towel from a backstage worker and wraps it around his waist. Val Venis: My apologies Shane!
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Post by Tony The Jabroni on Apr 24, 2015 0:17:03 GMT -5
Bubba Ray: "Well you see Shark Finn, I agreed to take him out to get drinks, he got drunk and on the way to the cab he say this place across the street and wanted to go, I knew it was a gay bar because the people going in and out were obviously gay so I said sure. So we went and I paid for EVERYTHING. You remember right Paulie? The lap dance you got!" Now Paul Heyman gets insulted pointing a finger at Bubba Ray.
Paul Heyman: "That never happened! I never got no damn lap dance in no gay bar! I am Paul Heyman, I am the man who gave you a career so you need to learn some respect of just FUCK... OFF!" Bubba Ray: "Yes it did Paulie, but I understand why you don't remember you were drunk. But RVD was there too Paulie, just give him a ring he'll tell you. Oh and Shark Finn don't even take Paulie drinking Jews can drink your wallet clean."
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:22:36 GMT -5
Shane does his best to dodge the penis as he awkwardly patted Val on the back.
Shane McMahon: "It's is good to see you again as well Val, but at the moment I am seeing a little to much of you. [Shane covers his eyes.] Mind putting on a towel?" Val grabs a towel from a backstage worker and wraps it around his waist. Val Venis: My apologies Shane! Shane nods his head approvingly.
Shane McMahon: "There we go man! How you feeling man? Looking forward to the big Raw this Monday?"
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:25:24 GMT -5
Now Paul Heyman gets insulted pointing a finger at Bubba Ray.
Paul Heyman: "That never happened! I never got no damn lap dance in no gay bar! I am Paul Heyman, I am the man who gave you a career so you need to learn some respect of just FUCK... OFF!" Bubba Ray: "Yes it did Paulie, but I understand why you don't remember you were drunk. But RVD was there too Paulie, just give him a ring he'll tell you. Oh and Shark Finn don't even take Paulie drinking Jews can drink your wallet clean." You can see Paul Heyman's growing red as Finn Balor takes center stage.
Finn Balor: "Is this all just a big joke for you? This business, your career, its all just one big joke to you isn't it? This is my future, I have made my name in Japan and it is time to make my name in the WWE. I have no time to deal with people with you bothering me or my manager along my path."
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Post by Joey on Apr 24, 2015 0:27:36 GMT -5
Val grabs a towel from a backstage worker and wraps it around his waist. Val Venis: My apologies Shane! Shane nods his head approvingly.
Shane McMahon: "There we go man! How you feeling man? Looking forward to the big Raw this Monday?" Val Venis: As ready as I'm gonna get! Any idea who I'm facing?
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Post by Tony The Jabroni on Apr 24, 2015 0:30:59 GMT -5
Bubba Ray: "Yes it did Paulie, but I understand why you don't remember you were drunk. But RVD was there too Paulie, just give him a ring he'll tell you. Oh and Shark Finn don't even take Paulie drinking Jews can drink your wallet clean." You can see Paul Heyman's growing red as Finn Balor takes center stage.
Finn Balor: "Is this all just a big joke for you? This business, your career, its all just one big joke to you isn't it? This is my future, I have made my name in Japan and it is time to make my name in the WWE. I have no time to deal with people with you bothering me or my manager along my path." [Bubba laughs and take another set forward.]
Bubba Ray: "No Shark Finn, I don't think my career or this business is a big joke. But what I do think is a big joke is you, see you claim you've made it big and Japan but since when does that mean you'll make it big here? Look at Tajiri he was nothing more than a Cruiserweight competitor and you're no different you'll never make it past the U.S or IC title."
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:32:31 GMT -5
Shane nods his head approvingly.
Shane McMahon: "There we go man! How you feeling man? Looking forward to the big Raw this Monday?" Val Venis: As ready as I'm gonna get! Any idea who I'm facing? Shane shakes at finger at Val with a smirk.
Shane McMahon: "Now I can't be revealing any secrets but I will tell you that you are going to love it and you better be ready!" Shane winks at Val and heads off.
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Post by --------- on Apr 24, 2015 0:47:00 GMT -5
Val Venis walks around the arena naked. Chris Jericho records another podcast. CM Punk
(CM Punk walks up to Chris Jericho during the podcast and yells at him.)
"I'M NOT DOING YOUR FUCKING PODCAST! IM AN MMA FIGHTER! I QUIT!
(Punk puts his hood back on and walks away like nothing happaned)
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 24, 2015 0:49:17 GMT -5
Falls Count Anywhere Sami Zayn versus Kevin Owens
WWE United States Championship Triple Threat Match Val Venis versus Brad Maddox versus Tyler Breeze
WWE Diva's Championship Match AJ Lee versus Paige
WWE Intercontinental Championship Tables Match Bubba Ray Dudley versus Bad News Barrett
Tag Team Match Chris Jericho and Dean Ambrose versus Randy Orton and Seth Rollins
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament John Cena versus Kane Round One Match
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Finn Balor versus CM Punk Round One Match
-------------------------------------------------- WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Brackets
FINN BALOR ----VS---- CM PUNK
JOHN CENA ----VS---- KANE
CHRIS JERICHO ------VS------ DEAN AMBROSE
RANDY ORTON ------VS------SETH ROLLINS
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Post by Joey on Apr 24, 2015 12:26:44 GMT -5
Val Venis walks around the arena naked. Chris Jericho records another podcast. CM Punk
(CM Punk walks up to Chris Jericho during the podcast and yells at him.)
"I'M NOT DOING YOUR FUCKING PODCAST! IM AN MMA FIGHTER! I QUIT!
(Punk puts his hood back on and walks away like nothing happaned) Chris Jericho looks up from his computer.
Chris Jericho: Excuse me?
OOC: I cried laughing
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 24, 2015 20:01:56 GMT -5
Bad News Barrett arrives to the arena, a walking around in his 'BNB' T-Shirt.
Brad Maddox arrives, then starts strolling around the arena very cockily.
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