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Post by Tony The Jabroni on Apr 24, 2015 21:20:59 GMT -5
[Bubba Ray Dudley is still waiting for Finn Balor's response.]
[Tyler Breeze is taking selfies.]
[Randy Orton is in his locker room looking in a mirror, giving himself a pep talk.]
[Bobby Roode is sitting in his limo watching TV.]
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 22:26:43 GMT -5
Val Venis feels himself up in the back. Chris Jericho is backstage looking like he just smoked a joint.
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Post by Jigsaw on Apr 26, 2015 8:08:55 GMT -5
*Cameras are backstage in the locker room if the Anti Diva, Paige! Paige has a confident smirk on her face as she appears in front of the camera. The WWE Universe pops huge for her! She speaks up.*
Paige
"Monday night is all I can think about right now. On Monday Night Raw I get to go out to the ring and prove for a third time in my career on just why I am the Diva of Tomorrow! AJ...You and I have had back and forth battles. Some a little more vicious than others. We have bested each other back and forth on numerous occasions. We've played mind games with each other...Heck we even threw each other off the entrance stage!"
*Paige pauses and bites her lip as she almost lets out a laugh*
"Okay...Well only part of the stage story is true. But none the less, it still happened!"
*Paige's smile fades as she appears to be getting serious*
"What I am saying is this. Don't expect a battle. Expect a fight. Expect a war! Because tomorrow night on Monday Night Raw...Two never say die Divas are going head to head for the WWE Divas Championship!"
*The crowd pops for Paige and AJ both*
"I'm ready to prove that I am the best in the business today. I am ready to prove that I can be the best Divas Champion of all time. I will fight for what is mine! And tomorrow night...It is time to think again! Because I will walk down that ramp when my music hits. I will get into that ring, and I promise that it will be my hand that gets raised in victory! I will be the next WWE Divas Champion!"
*Paige lets out her signature scream and cameras fade away with her looking full of confidence as she focuses on her Divas Championship match with AJ Lee.*
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 26, 2015 14:14:58 GMT -5
The camera shows Bad News Barrett standing in front of a monitor with the BNZ logo on it. There is a smirk on Barrett's face, as he begins speaking. Bad News Barrett "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bad News Zone. Tonight, I, Bad News Barrett, will be discussing a few of the things going on around the WWE. Up first, the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Tournament. There are only four men involved. That can hardly be called a tournament, but thats not what I want to focus on tonight. The men involved are John Cena, Kane, Finn Balor, and CM Punk. I've got some bad news for all four of them. Whoever wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship will only be holding it for a very short time before I take it for myself. None of you are as worthy of being the WWE World Heavyweight Champion as I am. John Cena and Kane are both well past their prime. Finn Balor has neither the experience nor the skill to hold onto it for very long, and CM Punk just does not care about anything to do with the wrestling business anymore. The only man worthy of the World Championship on the roster is, indeed, Bad News Barrett.
"To continue, the WWE has a new owner. Shane McMahon is back in the WWE. Shane McMahon, who has had nothing to do with wrestling for about 6 or 7 years, other than family relation. Shane 'o' Mac does not have the mind that his father, the great Mr. McMahon, did. And no one will ever have the mind of the great Mr. McMahon. With him at the helm, the WWE is sure to crumble to the ground. And the only one left standing amongst the debris will be Bad News Barrett.
"My last topic for the night is of course, the only match on Raw that will be worth watching. It will be for the Intercontinental Championship, and I will be defeating Bubba Ray Dudley. And Mr. Dudley, if you think for even a second that you can defeat me for the Intercontinental Championship, I'm afraid I've got some bad news! You see, you may not realize it, but you, Bubba, are 43 years old. Bubba experienced a mid life crisis, and became a bully. But he's back here, and he thinks his singles success elsewhere will translate to the WWE. The Dudley Boyz are nothing without each other. In their tag team, they are both the Jannetty. In fact, they're so stupid they can't even spell 'boys' right. I can personally guarantee that after Raw tomorrow night, Bubba Ray Dudley will have left the WWE once again, and Bad News Barrett will be the Intercontinental Champion a 6 time Intercontinental Champion! Thank you for watching the Bad News Zone. We hope you enjoyed all the bad news."The screen fades from the smirking and laughing Barrett to a black screen with the BNZ logo on it. The logo then fades away, leaving the screen completely black.
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Post by Tony The Jabroni on Apr 26, 2015 17:33:27 GMT -5
The Camera man enters a locker room and sitting on the sofa is no other than Bubba Ray Dudley, he turns off the TV and gets up off the sofa and paces around the room. Bubba stops and shakes his head before looking dead at the camera.
"BNB is what you like to call yourself and you claim it stands for Bad News Barrett but I think it stands for Bullshit N Balls. Now you maybe wondering where I get the meaning for BNB and I'll tell you. See the Bullshit is because that's all that comes out of your mouth. The N is obvious now onto Balls and that's simple. I've talked to a lot of your opponents Barrett and they all say you smell like Balls. So you maybe thinking Bubba if that is true then how are you gonna deal with it? Well I'll be wearing nose plugs. Wade brought up that I'm 43 years old and he's right but what he doesn't seem to understand is that age is all but a number. It's all about how you feel and what shape you're in. I feel great and I'm in the best shape of my life. Now I'm not a man of many words so I'll end with this. WWE Universe Bad News Barrett likes to give out Bad News but I'm gonna give you some GOOD NEWS! I'm gonna beat BNB and after our match on Monday Night RAW BNB will stand for Bubba's New BITCH!" OT - Still getting use to BRD so wanted to keep it short!
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Post by Cole on Apr 26, 2015 18:14:01 GMT -5
[Kevin Owens arrives and immediately looks at the match card, smirking at the thought of once again beating the hell out of SamI Zayn.]
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 26, 2015 22:49:03 GMT -5
The true future of the WWE, Finn Balor arrives at Raw's arena with his manager Paul Heyman right behind him as they both were confident smirks.
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 26, 2015 22:53:01 GMT -5
The true future of the WWE, Finn Balor arrives at Raw's arena with his manager Paul Heyman right behind him as they both were confident smirks. Brad Maddox is walking around backstage, more strutting, with his eyes closed and head down, as he bumps into Finn Balor as they reach the same corner. Maddox falls back and onto the ground, as he opens his eyes and looks up at Finn Balor.
Maddox: "Hey, watch where your going! You coulda seriously hurt me before my big match!"
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 26, 2015 22:56:20 GMT -5
The true future of the WWE, Finn Balor arrives at Raw's arena with his manager Paul Heyman right behind him as they both were confident smirks. Brad Maddox is walking around backstage, more strutting, with his eyes closed and head down, as he bumps into Finn Balor as they reach the same corner. Maddox falls back and onto the ground, as he opens his eyes and looks up at Finn Balor.
Maddox: "Hey, watch where your going! You coulda seriously hurt me before my big match!" Paul Heyman rolled his eyes as Finn Balor just continued to smirk at Maddox.
Finn Balor: "Are you that fragile? I knew they took you off television for ever, guess that is why." Finn shrugged towards Paul Heyman who was shaking his head with a Paul Heyman smile.
Paul Heyman: "No why they took him off television is because he is a loooosssseeeeerrr. Because he is a nobody and will always stay that way."
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 26, 2015 23:00:41 GMT -5
Brad Maddox is walking around backstage, more strutting, with his eyes closed and head down, as he bumps into Finn Balor as they reach the same corner. Maddox falls back and onto the ground, as he opens his eyes and looks up at Finn Balor.
Maddox: "Hey, watch where your going! You coulda seriously hurt me before my big match!" Paul Heyman rolled his eyes as Finn Balor just continued to smirk at Maddox.
Finn Balor: "Are you that fragile? I knew they took you off television for ever, guess that is why." Finn shrugged towards Paul Heyman who was shaking his head with a Paul Heyman smile.
Paul Heyman: "No why they took him off television is because he is a loooosssseeeeerrr. Because he is a nobody and will always stay that way." Maddox stands up and dusts himself off as both men speak, then looks up at them.
Maddox: "These are nice clothes too. I paid good money for these."
Maddox suddenly remembers Finn Balor and Paul Heyman standing there, then looks directly at them.
Maddox: "Fragile? No. Not me. I'm the best damn man the WWE has! And you shouldn't call me a loser Paul, we both know Punk wouldn't have been champion as long as he was without me."
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 26, 2015 23:07:51 GMT -5
Paul Heyman rolled his eyes as Finn Balor just continued to smirk at Maddox.
Finn Balor: "Are you that fragile? I knew they took you off television for ever, guess that is why." Finn shrugged towards Paul Heyman who was shaking his head with a Paul Heyman smile.
Paul Heyman: "No why they took him off television is because he is a loooosssseeeeerrr. Because he is a nobody and will always stay that way." Maddox stands up and dusts himself off as both men speak, then looks up at them.
Maddox: "These are nice clothes too. I paid good money for these."
Maddox suddenly remembers Finn Balor and Paul Heyman standing there, then looks directly at them.
Maddox: "Fragile? No. Not me. I'm the best damn man the WWE has! And you shouldn't call me a loser Paul, we both know Punk wouldn't have been champion as long as he was without me." At almost the exact same time, Finn Balor and Paul Heyman both burst out in laughter. Brad Maddox doesnt look pleased as Heyman laughs so hard he has to lean on Finn.Finn Balor: "You? The best the WWE has? Maybe at telling jokes! That is literally the dumbest thing that I have heard in my entire life and I have heard plenty of dumb things working in this industry with people like you. [Finn turns to look at Heyman.] You agree don't you? Most idiotic thing you have ever heard." Paul begins to nod his head as Finn chuckled at Brad.
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 26, 2015 23:11:59 GMT -5
Maddox stands up and dusts himself off as both men speak, then looks up at them.
Maddox: "These are nice clothes too. I paid good money for these."
Maddox suddenly remembers Finn Balor and Paul Heyman standing there, then looks directly at them.
Maddox: "Fragile? No. Not me. I'm the best damn man the WWE has! And you shouldn't call me a loser Paul, we both know Punk wouldn't have been champion as long as he was without me." At almost the exact same time, Finn Balor and Paul Heyman both burst out in laughter. Brad Maddox doesnt look pleased as Heyman laughs so hard he has to lean on Finn.Finn Balor: "You? The best the WWE has? Maybe at telling jokes! That is literally the dumbest thing that I have heard in my entire life and I have heard plenty of dumb things working in this industry with people like you. [Finn turns to look at Heyman.] You agree don't you? Most idiotic thing you have ever heard." Paul begins to nod his head as Finn chuckled at Brad.Maddox stares at both of them as they laugh at him, and he starts getting a little mad.
Maddox: "The only joke around here is all that body paint you wear. You have to wear all that body paint, crawl out to the ring AND have Paul Heyman at your side to have enough star power to be in the WWE. I am all the star power I will ever need! Brad Maddox is a true Superstar!"
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 26, 2015 23:23:05 GMT -5
At almost the exact same time, Finn Balor and Paul Heyman both burst out in laughter. Brad Maddox doesnt look pleased as Heyman laughs so hard he has to lean on Finn.Finn Balor: "You? The best the WWE has? Maybe at telling jokes! That is literally the dumbest thing that I have heard in my entire life and I have heard plenty of dumb things working in this industry with people like you. [Finn turns to look at Heyman.] You agree don't you? Most idiotic thing you have ever heard." Paul begins to nod his head as Finn chuckled at Brad. Maddox stares at both of them as they laugh at him, and he starts getting a little mad.
Maddox: "The only joke around here is all that body paint you wear. You have to wear all that body paint, crawl out to the ring AND have Paul Heyman at your side to have enough star power to be in the WWE. I am all the star power I will ever need! Brad Maddox is a true Superstar!" Finn Balor just looks to Paul with a big smile on his face knowing that he is getting under Brad's skin by not taking him seriously as Paul Heyman butted in.
Paul Heyman: "Brad... Brad... Brad... you just don't seem to get the picture around here do you? You see there is a major difference between people like you and people like my client Finn Balor. You wanna know what that difference is? While you on to fail in all of your future endeavors in which you will be trying, Finn Balor is going to win the WWE Championship tournament and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. THAT... that is the differences between Finn Balor and Brad.. Maddox.."
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 26, 2015 23:40:07 GMT -5
Maddox stares at both of them as they laugh at him, and he starts getting a little mad.
Maddox: "The only joke around here is all that body paint you wear. You have to wear all that body paint, crawl out to the ring AND have Paul Heyman at your side to have enough star power to be in the WWE. I am all the star power I will ever need! Brad Maddox is a true Superstar!" Finn Balor just looks to Paul with a big smile on his face knowing that he is getting under Brad's skin by not taking him seriously as Paul Heyman butted in.
Paul Heyman: "Brad... Brad... Brad... you just don't seem to get the picture around here do you? You see there is a major difference between people like you and people like my client Finn Balor. You wanna know what that difference is? While you on to fail in all of your future endeavors in which you will be trying, Finn Balor is going to win the WWE Championship tournament and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. THAT... that is the differences between Finn Balor and Brad.. Maddox.." Maddox gets a little angrier, as he is quickly getting tired of Balor and Heyman.
Maddox: "Paul, thought you'd zoned out. Tell me Paul, how long do you think baby boy Balor is gonna be champion, if he even gets the title?"
Paul opens his mouth to reply, but is quickly cut off by Maddox.
Maddox: "You know what, don't answer that. Cause I know what you'll say. You'll say he'll be champion until he wants to give it up. I think he'll last about a week as champion. Before I challenge him myself and take the title as my own."
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 26, 2015 23:47:58 GMT -5
Finn Balor just looks to Paul with a big smile on his face knowing that he is getting under Brad's skin by not taking him seriously as Paul Heyman butted in.
Paul Heyman: "Brad... Brad... Brad... you just don't seem to get the picture around here do you? You see there is a major difference between people like you and people like my client Finn Balor. You wanna know what that difference is? While you on to fail in all of your future endeavors in which you will be trying, Finn Balor is going to win the WWE Championship tournament and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. THAT... that is the differences between Finn Balor and Brad.. Maddox.." Maddox gets a little angrier, as he is quickly getting tired of Balor and Heyman.
Maddox: "Paul, thought you'd zoned out. Tell me Paul, how long do you think baby boy Balor is gonna be champion, if he even gets the title?"
Paul opens his mouth to reply, but is quickly cut off by Maddox.
Maddox: "You know what, don't answer that. Cause I know what you'll say. You'll say he'll be champion until he wants to give it up. I think he'll last about a week as champion. Before I challenge him myself and take the title as my own." Finn Balor just shakes his head as Paul Heyman throws up his arms just about gave the hell up on this conversation.
Paul Heyman: "Brad, you live in some fantasy world in your mind that makes you believe that you are suddenly somebody? Look, I understand that the WWE is doing some reboot, that suddenly your career is rebooted. You are still the same ole stinky annoying mouse that you have always been and always will be."
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