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Post by --------- on Apr 24, 2015 22:53:56 GMT -5
(BJ Banghard is kicking back in a leather sofa that he put in the hallway as Diamond and Coco massage his crotch.) Burt Boner stumbles across BJ and his ladies and looks very intrigued. Burt Boner: Well hello there. BJ Banghard
"Hi Burt, where's Ernie Erection?"
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Post by Joey on Apr 24, 2015 22:55:08 GMT -5
Burt Boner stumbles across BJ and his ladies and looks very intrigued. Burt Boner: Well hello there. BJ Banghard
"Hi Burt, where's Ernie Erection?" Burt rubs his chin and thinks for a second. Burt Boner: Y'know, I haven't seen him since the 70s.
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Post by --------- on Apr 24, 2015 23:14:58 GMT -5
BJ Banghard
"Hi Burt, where's Ernie Erection?" Burt rubs his chin and thinks for a second. Burt Boner: Y'know, I haven't seen him since the 70s. BJ Banghard
"The 70s? How old are you? That was 40 years ago, which means if you were in the business back then you must be at least 60."
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Post by Jigsaw on Apr 25, 2015 17:20:18 GMT -5
@sladewilliams: A storm is coming. What will you do when the sky blackens and lightning strikes? 4...27...15 #WeWalkAmongYou
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 18:48:58 GMT -5
Burt Boner walks through the backstage area. Travis Avina poses for pictures.
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 21:24:39 GMT -5
Burt Boner and Erika Erection sit in their locker room. Travis Avina walks through the backstage area.
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 21:34:29 GMT -5
Burt Boner and Erika Erection sit in their locker room. Travis Avina walks through the backstage area. (Diamond knocks Burt Boner's locker-room door.)
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 21:38:14 GMT -5
Burt Boner and Erika Erection sit in their locker room. Travis Avina walks through the backstage area. (Diamond knocks Burt Boner's locker-room door.) Burt opens the door and sees Diamond.
Burt Boner: Oh hello there.
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 21:45:51 GMT -5
(Diamond knocks Burt Boner's locker-room door.) Burt opens the door and sees Diamond.
Burt Boner: Oh hello there. Diamond
"Your presence has been summoned."
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 21:48:37 GMT -5
Burt opens the door and sees Diamond.
Burt Boner: Oh hello there. Diamond
"Your presence has been summoned." Burt looks confused and Erika gets up from the couch.
Erika Erection: Who's this broad?
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 21:52:23 GMT -5
Diamond
"Your presence has been summoned." Burt looks confused and Erika gets up from the couch.
Erika Erection: Who's this broad? Diamond
(Diamond waves flirtatiously at Erika. She grabs both of their hands and guides them down the hallway.)
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 21:54:12 GMT -5
Burt looks confused and Erika gets up from the couch.
Erika Erection: Who's this broad? Diamond
(Diamond waves flirtatiously at Erika. She grabs both of their hands and guides them down the hallway.) Burt and Erika look at one another and nod.
Burt Boner: Where are we going?
Erika Erection: To the porn set I hope!
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 22:05:45 GMT -5
Diamond
(Diamond waves flirtatiously at Erika. She grabs both of their hands and guides them down the hallway.) Burt and Erika look at one another and nod.
Burt Boner: Where are we going?
Erika Erection: To the porn set I hope! Diamond
"You could say that."
(They stop at a locker-room that has BJ Banghard's name bolted on the door. Diamond knocks in code and BJ Banghard opens the door in a very short purple robe that reveals his large genitalia. He speaks to them in a very sensual tone.)
BJ Banghard
"Welcome to my kingdom, children."
(BJ Banghard is fully erect as he he first hugs Burt and then hugs Erika for an extended period of time. BJ motions for them to come into his locker-room which has dim lighting, pink fuzzy couches, stripper poles, sex toys on the ground and cliche porn music playing through some large speakers where lockers are supposed to be.)
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 22:07:53 GMT -5
Burt and Erika look at one another and nod.
Burt Boner: Where are we going?
Erika Erection: To the porn set I hope! Diamond
"You could say that."
(They stop at a locker-room that has BJ Banghard's name bolted on the door. Diamond knocks in code and BJ Banghard opens the door in a very short purple robe that reveals his large genitalia. He speaks to them in a very sensual tone.)
BJ Banghard
"Welcome to my kingdom, children."
(BJ Banghard is fully erect as he he first hugs Burt and then hugs Erika for an extended period of time. BJ motions for them to come into his locker-room which has dim lighting, pink fuzzy couches, stripper poles, sex toys on the ground and cliche porn music playing through some large speakers where lockers are supposed to be.)
Burt and Erika's eyes go wide.
Burt Boner: This is...fantastic.
Burt's erection grows through his pants.
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 22:14:49 GMT -5
Diamond
"You could say that."
(They stop at a locker-room that has BJ Banghard's name bolted on the door. Diamond knocks in code and BJ Banghard opens the door in a very short purple robe that reveals his large genitalia. He speaks to them in a very sensual tone.)
BJ Banghard
"Welcome to my kingdom, children."
(BJ Banghard is fully erect as he he first hugs Burt and then hugs Erika for an extended period of time. BJ motions for them to come into his locker-room which has dim lighting, pink fuzzy couches, stripper poles, sex toys on the ground and cliche porn music playing through some large speakers where lockers are supposed to be.)
Burt and Erika's eyes go wide.
Burt Boner: This is...fantastic.
Burt's erection grows through his pants. BJ Banghard
(BJ Banghard sits down with his legs wide open on his pink fuzzy couch.)
"Burt... I think you know why I have called you into my kingdom of euphoric love-making."
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