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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 22:19:15 GMT -5
Burt and Erika's eyes go wide.
Burt Boner: This is...fantastic.
Burt's erection grows through his pants. BJ Banghard
(BJ Banghard sits down with his legs wide open on his pink fuzzy couch.)
"Burt... I think you know why I have called you into my kingdom of euphoric love-making." Burt Boner: You want to make...Burt Boner Bangs Brazil...2!?
Erika is massaging Burt's gigantic erection through his pants.
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 22:25:41 GMT -5
BJ Banghard
(BJ Banghard sits down with his legs wide open on his pink fuzzy couch.)
"Burt... I think you know why I have called you into my kingdom of euphoric love-making." Burt Boner: You want to make...Burt Boner Bangs Brazil...2!?
Erika is massaging Burt's gigantic erection through his pants. BJ Banghard
"No, my child. It is relating to the wrestling business."
(Coco and Diamond are doing things on the stripper pole that would even make Ron Jeremy blush.)
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 22:27:39 GMT -5
Burt Boner: You want to make...Burt Boner Bangs Brazil...2!?
Erika is massaging Burt's gigantic erection through his pants. BJ Banghard
"No, my child. It is relating to the wrestling business."
(Coco and Diamond are doing things on the stripper pole that would even make Ron Jeremy blush.) Burt looks dejected for a minute but perks back up almost immediately.
Burt Boner: What do you mean?
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 22:46:06 GMT -5
BJ Banghard
"No, my child. It is relating to the wrestling business."
(Coco and Diamond are doing things on the stripper pole that would even make Ron Jeremy blush.) Burt looks dejected for a minute but perks back up almost immediately.
Burt Boner: What do you mean? BJ Banghard
(BJ Banghard stands up and with a breast shaped remote, turns the lights back to normal and the music off.)
"There's clearly an elephant in the room, Burt. I'm not even talking about my penis this time, I'm talking about the obvious similarities between us. I am BJ Banghard, the prince of cherry-popping and you are Burt Boner, the Burt of Boning. People have talked about a BJ Banghard and Burt Boner program since you came into the wrestling business. I am a pornographic director/actor/producer/wrestler/savior and you are a pornographic actor/wrestler. I guess what I'm getting at is that with both of us here in the Heritage Wrestling Federation, we cannot be oblivous to each other. You are either with me or you're against me."
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 22:52:07 GMT -5
Burt looks dejected for a minute but perks back up almost immediately.
Burt Boner: What do you mean? BJ Banghard
(BJ Banghard stands up and with a breast shaped remote, turns the lights back to normal and the music off.)
"There's clearly an elephant in the room, Burt. I'm not even talking about my penis this time, I'm talking about the obvious similarities between us. I am BJ Banghard, the prince of cherry-popping and you are Burt Boner, the Burt of Boning. People have talked about a BJ Banghard and Burt Boner program since you came into the wrestling business. I am a pornographic director/actor/producer/wrestler/savior and you are a pornographic actor/wrestler. I guess what I'm getting at is that with both of us here in the Heritage Wrestling Federation, we cannot be oblivous to each other. You are either with me or you're against me." Burt raises his eyebrow as Erika continues stroking his manhood.
Burt Boner: Erika, please.
Erika stops what she is doing.
Burt Boner: Well Mr. Hard Banger. You see I have my wonderful lady friend Ms. Erection here and she is quite the wrestler so if you are proposing that the two of us engage in some sort of tag team maneuvering I'm afraid I will have to decline the offer.
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 25, 2015 22:57:27 GMT -5
Quincy West arrives to the arena, wearing a suit and tie, with a huge grin on his face, and a briefcase in his hand. He begins to walk around the arena.
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Post by --------- on Apr 25, 2015 23:06:47 GMT -5
BJ Banghard
(BJ Banghard stands up and with a breast shaped remote, turns the lights back to normal and the music off.)
"There's clearly an elephant in the room, Burt. I'm not even talking about my penis this time, I'm talking about the obvious similarities between us. I am BJ Banghard, the prince of cherry-popping and you are Burt Boner, the Burt of Boning. People have talked about a BJ Banghard and Burt Boner program since you came into the wrestling business. I am a pornographic director/actor/producer/wrestler/savior and you are a pornographic actor/wrestler. I guess what I'm getting at is that with both of us here in the Heritage Wrestling Federation, we cannot be oblivous to each other. You are either with me or you're against me." Burt raises his eyebrow as Erika continues stroking his manhood.
Burt Boner: Erika, please.
Erika stops what she is doing.
Burt Boner: Well Mr. Hard Banger. You see I have my wonderful lady friend Ms. Erection here and she is quite the wrestler so if you are proposing that the two of us engage in some sort of tag team maneuvering I'm afraid I will have to decline the offer. BJ Banghard
"I wasn't proposing anything. All I'm saying is if you are my ally or if you are my enemy."
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Post by Joey on Apr 25, 2015 23:10:40 GMT -5
Burt raises his eyebrow as Erika continues stroking his manhood.
Burt Boner: Erika, please.
Erika stops what she is doing.
Burt Boner: Well Mr. Hard Banger. You see I have my wonderful lady friend Ms. Erection here and she is quite the wrestler so if you are proposing that the two of us engage in some sort of tag team maneuvering I'm afraid I will have to decline the offer. BJ Banghard
"I wasn't proposing anything. All I'm saying is if you are my ally or if you are my enemy." Erika begins stroking Burt's man meat once again.
Burt Boner: Of course I will be your ally.
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Post by Jigsaw on Apr 26, 2015 7:30:33 GMT -5
THe DeViL AwAKeNs Can you hear them? Their march echoes. 4-27-15
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Post by --------- on Apr 26, 2015 16:32:25 GMT -5
BJ Banghard
"I wasn't proposing anything. All I'm saying is if you are my ally or if you are my enemy." Erika begins stroking Burt's man meat once again.
Burt Boner: Of course I will be your ally. BJ Banghard
"As long as our paths do not cross then your career in both adult film and professional wrestling will remain safe."
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Post by Gʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ on Apr 26, 2015 18:01:32 GMT -5
Slade fell in my den. I rose. Slade rose in my company. I rose. Slade Williams... The War Is From Over!
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Post by Cole on Apr 26, 2015 18:12:24 GMT -5
[Xander Scott arrives late to the HWF arena carrying his NCW National Title on his shoulder. He brushes past security telling him he can't have the title here and then locks himself in his locker room]
[Nigga Nation arrives late to the arena as well, except instead of just brushing past the security, they beat the fuck out of them and steal their keys. They walk past Xander's locker room and unlock the door before going into their own locker room.]
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Post by Joey on Apr 26, 2015 18:35:42 GMT -5
Erika begins stroking Burt's man meat once again.
Burt Boner: Of course I will be your ally. BJ Banghard
"As long as our paths do not cross then your career in both adult film and professional wrestling will remain safe." Burt Boner: Is that a threat or a promise Mr. Hard-Banger?
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Post by Professor Berch on Apr 26, 2015 19:28:56 GMT -5
An unknown theme hits, blaring through the arena. Not long after, HWF's newest star, Quincy West, walks out. West, wearing a three-piece suit, with a mic in his hand. He raises his arms to his sides and slowly steps in a circle, to show off his suit. West walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans as he walks, and goes up the steel steps. West walks to the middle of the apron and shows himself off to the fans again, before entering the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, a smirk on his face, as he begins to speak.
Quincy West
"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Quincy West. You don't know me now, but you will soon. I come from the esteemed West family of Rancho Santa Fe in California. We are one of the richest families in the world. Exactly how much we're worth I won't say. I don't want my family to have to go through the agony of appeasing lower class individuals such as yourselves. However, coming from such high class, you must all be wondering why someone as rich as myself has decided to delve into the lower class sport of wrestling. And the answer is simple. The top prize in this business is a belt made of pure gold. Just by wearing that, my personal net worth drives up. You see, I'm all about money. And anything I can do to get more and more money, I will do. Plus, come on, that belt would look amazing around my waist. Any of my many, many, many suits paired with a belt made of gold would look amazing. Not that any of you would be able to understand. You've probably never seen someone wearing anything remotely close to what I'm wearing right now, and you've NEVER seen anyone wearing this and wearing a championship belt at the same time. No one in this undignified sport could quite understand what it is to as high class as I am, or anywhere close to as wealthy as I am. But I'll teach everyone here what it is to be high class."
West drops the mic on the mat and leaves the wrinkle, making sure not to wrinkle his suit as he does so, and he walks down the steel steps and walks backstage.
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Post by --------- on Apr 26, 2015 19:48:56 GMT -5
(HWF Ring Announcer, Jenna Brooks, is in the middle of the ring as the lights dim down in the arena.)
Jenna Brooks:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Chief Operating Officer of Heritage Wrestling Federation...."
"Devin Smith!"
(The crowd is split in cheers as boos as Devin Smith steps out on the stage in an all black suit. He walks down the ramp with a slight smirk on his face. He steps up the steel steps and stops on the apron as he looks around at the crowd and the rest of his surroundings before stepping through the ropes and into the ring. Devin takes the mic from Jenna as she leaves the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring with the microphone gripped between his hands.)
Devin Smith
"It wasn't all that long ago that I announced my retirement from in-ring competition. One of the reasons for my retirement was the lack of a promotion that could actually stick around and in my retirement speech I said something about getting into the behind-the-scenes part of the business to help build a long-lasting wrestling company and just two hours later I received a phone call from an ownership group about working with them in opening up a wrestling promotion and I agreed to manage the wrestling side of the business and now, Heritage Wrestling Federation is here and I am the one in charge of running things around here."
(Devin pauses and takes a few steps around the ring as the crowd still gives Devin a mixed reaction.)
"Now, there are a few things that I'd like to acknowledge about HWF. Most of you know my history, most of you know about how I scratched and clawed to get to where I am right now. I hated most of the guys who were in the position that I am now, in fact I despised all of the higher-ups who never gave me a second look as a main event player. They all saw me as some over-confident, pompous jackass who had no real future in the business so they never really bothered to give me an opportunity but then one company gave me my real opportunity in IWA and I seized it. I became a World Champion which brings me to my first announcement, I plan on giving an opportunity tofour men who have never held a World Title in their careers and those four men will be LeBron Carter, Travis Avina, Chris Savage and Scorpio! This match will take place tomorrow night at HWF's first special event, Alpha. The full card will be released later tonight. Thank you and goodnight."
(Devin Smith leaves the ring and heads backstage.)
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