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Post by --------- on Dec 10, 2015 5:21:18 GMT -5
Self explanatory
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Post by --------- on Jan 4, 2016 4:07:09 GMT -5
Just found Shaun..... HOLY..... FUCK!
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Post by Joey on Jan 8, 2016 8:59:33 GMT -5
Here's the Top 5 Easter Eggs from the game:
The latest instalment in Bethesda’s post-apocalyptic saga is unsurprisingly brilliant, and perhaps even less surprising is that it’s crammed full with cool secrets. Here are the top five things to look out for while roaming the wasteland.
5. Just northwest of Sanctuary is a barn with Mike Tyson’s face on the side of it. If you can pick the lock you will come face to face with Iron Mike himself, who will ask you repeatedly to sniff his fingers. Sniffing Mike’s fingers give you a health boost of 10 and increases perception by 1 point. It is heavily implied that Mike has been finger blasting a pig.
4. Just north of the Gypsum Train Yard is Vault 69. It is exceptionally small and looks like a vagina. If your charisma is high enough it will let you fuck it. Crouch down and you will have an option to fuck the vault. If you listen closely you can hear a supermutant complaining that a giant penis is banging against the side of his head. Fucking vault 69 increases your resistance to RADs by 15 and increases your penis length to 4 feet, causing you to stumble and trip over it for the remainder of the game.
3. There is a bowl of potato salad deep inside the volcano beyond Poseidon’s Gas Station. To reach it you must be level 35 minimum, and have 4 million bottle caps. At the base of the volcano is a gateway guarded by a supermutant called Steve. Steve has 900,000HP and wields a big floppy dildo that hurls racist insults at you whenever it makes contact. If you can beat him, he will drop the key of infinite horror. Using this on the doorway beyond the gate leads to a chamber containing 14 Deathclaws. Once you have defeated these, a group of druids will arrive and try to brush your teeth. You must defeat all of the druids without them touching you with the toothbrush. One touch will cause your save file to corrupt and you will have to restart the whole game.
If, after all of this, you are still alive then a ladder will lower from the roof of the chamber, leading to a delicious potato salad. The potato salad awards 1HP and gives you hepatitis B.
2. Toward the end of the game you have to pass through The Devil’s Gullet, a complex cave system full of all manner of post-apocalyptic beasts. Around half way through you can climb onto a ledge to your right, just behind a pile of condoms. If you climb the ledge and look directly up you will see a photograph of your real life parents having sex on a tractor.
1. If you eject your game disc and throw it like a frisbee at your fat son Kevin he will tell you to fuck off.
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