Underground Wrestling Kingdom: A Game of Thrones

[Deleted]

(I'm shite at banners, lads)

When the true king of professional wrestling, Jerry Lawler, is forced to relinquish his crown ... Three kingdoms emerge from the dust all hoping to become the one true kingdom of professional wrestling. Who will wear the crown? It's Underground Wrestling Kingdom and you've never seen anything like this before.

[Deleted]

Underground Wresting Kingdom Roster 

Asuka 

Billie Kay 

Chavo Guerrero 

Chris Hero 

Chris Jericho 

Colt Cabana 

Damien Sandow 

Emma 

Hugo Knox 

Jeff Hardy 

Jimmy Havoc 

Johnny Mundo 

Jushin Liger 

Kane 

Kill Shot 

King Cuerno 

King Barrett 

Magnus 

Matt Hardy 

MVP 

Paige 

Pentagon Jr 

Peyton Royce 

Rey Mysterio 

Ricochet 

Samuel Shaw 

Sexy Star 

Ted DiBiase Jr 

Triple H 

The Undertaker

Non Wrestling Talent

Jerry Lawler (Colour commentator)
Konnan (Spokesperson of Cuerno's Kingdom)
Matt Striker (Play by Play commentator)
Nigel McGuinness (Spokeperson of Barrett's Kingdom)
Stephanie McMahon (Spokesperson of Triple H's Kingdom)

[Deleted]

Free space for champions

[Deleted]

Free space for the PPV section?

[Deleted]

Free space for news

[Deleted]

Free space for fuck you, I can have as many as I like.

[Deleted]

Details regarding the first ever UWK show are hard to come by. Everything is very hush/hush at the moment, and is expected to remain that way until the show airs. The only details released are the current active roster and the companies premise. So with this mysterious show only hours away from airing live, what can we expect? 

[Deleted]

Underground Wrestling Kingdom
The Prelude to Episode 1

"I remember ..."

We have a pitch black screen.

"I remember an easier time. A simpler time. When professional wrestling was easy. You'd show up, work your match, get paid and get out. I miss those days."

The scene slowly unfolds and we see a man sitting in the shadows.

"Naturally, we all strived for something more. Something bigger. But nothing could prepare us for what was about to happen. And it all started on the faithful day. April 6th, 2016. The day the king ... fell."

The scene changes and now we're shown Memphis wrestling legend, Jerry Lawler. A series of clips and highlights of his long tenure in professional wrestling.

"Lawler was the true king. Whether the people loved him or hated him, they respected him. Respected his authority. And he reigned over the wrestling world, subtlely, confidently ... and with pride. Many tried to take him off his thrones. False icons, false kings, the whole shebang. Anyone can put on a cape, wear a crown, and carry a bucket of piss around but Lawler ... man .. He was the real deal."

The screen goes black again.

"On April 6th, everything changed. The King of our industry fell ill. And in the wake of his illness, his throne became vacated. Some say he got the flu. Others suggest it was another heart attack? Me? Well I wouldn't have been surprised if someones dad beat the shit out of him for fucking a twenty year old. Seems like his style. All I know, was Lawler was gone. Gone from the throne. And his kingdom had fallen ..."

We return to the man in the shadows as he speaks.

"And in the wake of his fallen empire, three more kingdoms arose. Three kingdoms were established, all desperate to become the one true kingdom of professional wrestling. And that's where our story really begins. That's where the anarchy finally began. Come to the underground, they said. The opportunity of a lifetime, they said. Psht. Little did we know what was about to happen. The damage, the carnage ... that Underground Wrestling Kingdom was about to wreak on all our lives."

The man pauses for a brief second.

"Three Kingdoms. Split up as follows: In the first kingdom, we had the Game, the Cerebral Assassin, a self-proclaimed 'King ... of Kings'. Triple H."

We see the footage of Triple H in his classic king gear. And the brutality he caused throughout his career.

"Arguably the biggest name of the bunch. A name that instilled fear in his enemies, a name that commanded respect from his peers. There was nothing Triple H wasn't prepared to do to get that crown. To truly become the king of the industry. But he faced competition ... In the second kingdom, ruled by a nation ... a royal family, in a sense. The king of the Bullhammer himself, Wade Barrett."

We see footage of Barrett in his king gear, and a montage of men falling to his Bullhammer.

"With a nation, loyal to his command. Barrett's threat was immediate and the patriotic pride of his kingdom gave them all something worth fighting for. A man or particular taste, and a kingdom not welcoming of outsiders. They were ruthless. And that brings us to the third and final kingdom. A kingdom of mystery, no doubt. But in that, lay their strength and under the guidance of the hunter, King Cuerno ... They posed a strong threat."

We see footage of Cuerno in his king gear, his deer headset and a series of clips of him taking out men.

"Cuerno was a man of few words. Silent. But deadly. And yet without speaking, his influence stretched the limit of the underground. And that's because he had a goal, a goal to not only breathe new life into Luchador wrestling, but for that style to finally take over. It was bold, it was brash. Laughed upon, but they weren't laughing for long ...."

We return to the man in the shadows.

"But there's one thing that united the three kingdoms. A prophecy. An ancient prophecy ... discovered by King Lawler on the eve of his fall. It decreed when the king had fallen, anarchy would ensue. Kingdoms would arise from the ashes and battle to the death to take control. And they key; The key to success lay in the hands of one man; And his name ..."

The man takes a small pause.

"... is Pentagon Jr."

We see a clip of the sheer horrifying nature of Pentagon Jr.

"Because as the prophecy states ... The man who attains the services of Pentagon Jr ... Will be the one to rule them all."

We return to the man in the shadows.

"And so I leave you with this. For you to watch this story unfold upon your own eyes. The battle is about to begin. Three Kingdoms, fighting for dominance. Fighting for power. Fighting .... for Pentagon Jr. And me? Well I'm just an outsider, trying to make do. I investigate. Everything. Trying to dig up as much information on Pentagon Jr, the kingdoms, the mysteries that continue to unfold in the underground. Alongside my detective partner, Damien Sandow, there is no mystery we aren't prepared to crack. And on that night, April 6th. Is where we came upon our first one."

The man stands up from his chair and steps out from the shadows, revealing himself to be Colt Cabana. But instead of his usual cheery demeanour, his face is beaten up and swollen. Black eyes, cuts everywhere. He looks much worse for wear.

Colt Cabana: "You've never seen anything like what happened in Underground Wrestling Kingdom, that I can absolutely guarantee. And my god, I pray .... I pray ... we never see anything like it ever again."

Cabana drops his head as the screen goes static.